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So the nuts in my family decided to buy The Sims 2....because they appearantly MUST own every weird computer game known to man. So I hijacked it and played it a bit, and took lots of screenshots. Because the only fun part is doing twisted shit and sharing it :D
Of course I made a family with a naked chick and some goth kids. because if I didn't it wouldn't be very Billy of me now would it? :)
Here's my first family, an adult with 5 happy kids......
.....named the "gonnadie" family. Who I immediately proceeded to BURN. Once they were all dead I got bored of them :P...
So here's Nakedchick, Gothina, and Whineygothboy
...who thinks he's a vampire
and that he's in the Matrix
Hm....maybe he is a vampire afterall...
She's a very sad and angry girl. Oh woe is me...
..I guess I'll just lay down in the road and end it all
Just your normal, casual morning routine. Eating cereal and checking out some girl in the bath
What, what's wrong with that?
Fine, bitch, I'll drown you!
they started a fire and a fireman came. I drowned his ass too.
...and kept his fire truck. It stayed there for days so I guess I get to keep it!
pin-up calendar photo
When your sims don't get enough social contact they go a little crazy and start seeing things, like this big scary bunny. What the fuck is this, Donnie Darko?
...So I kicked its ass
and totally won
and made it cry. HAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah, btw, I kept the fireman too. and made him into a decoration
I adopted a baby...*evil grin*....Oh! so THAT'S where I left it!
I really don't like babies. And, I'm hungry........
I don't know why she's bottle feeding it when she has PERFECTLY GOOD BOOBS RIGHT THERE!
Time to drown it like they do in China!
"What? Drowning babies without me!?"
You know what else is good to do with babies? Stapling them to the wall!
Mmm...time for Baby-Q
Seriously, you don't know how thrilled I was when I found out they let you put it on the grill!!
Mmmm...hot baby, fresh off the grill!
and I don't know WHY I adopted another one
And I was freaked the hell out when I found it was that girl I burned earlier (scroll up). Her name was "gonnafry"
Ewwwww....don't like you one bit.
So it's time to burn you! Guess we should call you "gonnafryagain"
I wonder what she's thinking? I bet it starts with "please don't grill me!"
I didn't think it would work.....
but eventually she caught fire! HAHAHA!
so of course I took LOTS of pictures
Gonnafry's funeral...Ha, like THEY care!
but there's still the problem of that baby.......I just couldn't get it to catch fire
So I ordered up another kid. because they catch fire easier it seems....and then hopefully it would spread from him to the baby
Oh, you don't like me? That's alright you won't be around for long. You're sort of like lighter fluid for the baby........
stick 'im on the grill. but that didn't work either. and now I was stuck with him too. .....
so I drowned his ass!
goth girl in the road
"I KILLED HER! I AM NAKED WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!"
"Hahaha, that was some funnnnnnny shit"
My last family before I got sick of it. Some assorted people, lesbians, and 2 flavors of Satan....who were gay lovers, of course.
Oh, NOW I remember why I play this game
more lesbian action. btw, that's catwoman, and that schoolgirl chick from Kill Bill. She's the hottest jailbaitiest fictional girl around
2 girls + hot tub. You do the math
But who can do math at a time like this ;)
Man, that was better than shooting pedestrians and running over old people in True Crime or GTA
EDIT (Jan 9 2004): I just want to point out that I made these images using a cheat code that lets you move the sims around to places and positions they shouldn't be, so some of these things you can't "actually" do.
You can:
- burn kids (as well as teenagers, adults, and old people)
- put the baby on the grill (but babies and toddlers can't die or catch fire. kids, teens, adults, and old people can)
- Kill your sims by having a satellite drop from space and smash them (I found this out later)
- Drown them.....but only by making them swim in the pool, then removing the ladder so they can't get out. (they eventually kick and scream for help, then sink under and drown. rather dramatic and gruesome). the other drownings were fake, I just positioned them in the water, or underwater. the fireman for example..I just positioned him face down in the water, but he can't drown that way
- download TONS of fan-made skins off the Sims Exchange (an official site). The go-go yubari, catwoman, etc skins came from there.
- that bunny thing really does appear. and you can beat it up.
- Lesbians can definitely make out in hot tubs
I just wanted to point that out so nobody is sorely disappointed.
Here's my first family, an adult with 5 happy kids......
.....named the "gonnadie" family. Who I immediately proceeded to BURN. Once they were all dead I got bored of them :P...
So here's Nakedchick, Gothina, and Whineygothboy
...who thinks he's a vampire
and that he's in the Matrix
Hm....maybe he is a vampire afterall...
She's a very sad and angry girl. Oh woe is me...
..I guess I'll just lay down in the road and end it all
Just your normal, casual morning routine. Eating cereal and checking out some girl in the bath
What, what's wrong with that?
Fine, bitch, I'll drown you!
they started a fire and a fireman came. I drowned his ass too.
...and kept his fire truck. It stayed there for days so I guess I get to keep it!
pin-up calendar photo
When your sims don't get enough social contact they go a little crazy and start seeing things, like this big scary bunny. What the fuck is this, Donnie Darko?
...So I kicked its ass
and totally won
and made it cry. HAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah, btw, I kept the fireman too. and made him into a decoration
I adopted a baby...*evil grin*....Oh! so THAT'S where I left it!
I really don't like babies. And, I'm hungry........
I don't know why she's bottle feeding it when she has PERFECTLY GOOD BOOBS RIGHT THERE!
Time to drown it like they do in China!
"What? Drowning babies without me!?"
You know what else is good to do with babies? Stapling them to the wall!
Mmm...time for Baby-Q
Seriously, you don't know how thrilled I was when I found out they let you put it on the grill!!
Mmmm...hot baby, fresh off the grill!
and I don't know WHY I adopted another one
And I was freaked the hell out when I found it was that girl I burned earlier (scroll up). Her name was "gonnafry"
Ewwwww....don't like you one bit.
So it's time to burn you! Guess we should call you "gonnafryagain"
I wonder what she's thinking? I bet it starts with "please don't grill me!"
I didn't think it would work.....
but eventually she caught fire! HAHAHA!
so of course I took LOTS of pictures
Gonnafry's funeral...Ha, like THEY care!
but there's still the problem of that baby.......I just couldn't get it to catch fire
So I ordered up another kid. because they catch fire easier it seems....and then hopefully it would spread from him to the baby
Oh, you don't like me? That's alright you won't be around for long. You're sort of like lighter fluid for the baby........
stick 'im on the grill. but that didn't work either. and now I was stuck with him too. .....
so I drowned his ass!
goth girl in the road
"I KILLED HER! I AM NAKED WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!"
"Hahaha, that was some funnnnnnny shit"
My last family before I got sick of it. Some assorted people, lesbians, and 2 flavors of Satan....who were gay lovers, of course.
Oh, NOW I remember why I play this game
more lesbian action. btw, that's catwoman, and that schoolgirl chick from Kill Bill. She's the hottest jailbaitiest fictional girl around
2 girls + hot tub. You do the math
But who can do math at a time like this ;)
Man, that was better than shooting pedestrians and running over old people in True Crime or GTA
EDIT (Jan 9 2004): I just want to point out that I made these images using a cheat code that lets you move the sims around to places and positions they shouldn't be, so some of these things you can't "actually" do.
You can:
- burn kids (as well as teenagers, adults, and old people)
- put the baby on the grill (but babies and toddlers can't die or catch fire. kids, teens, adults, and old people can)
- Kill your sims by having a satellite drop from space and smash them (I found this out later)
- Drown them.....but only by making them swim in the pool, then removing the ladder so they can't get out. (they eventually kick and scream for help, then sink under and drown. rather dramatic and gruesome). the other drownings were fake, I just positioned them in the water, or underwater. the fireman for example..I just positioned him face down in the water, but he can't drown that way
- download TONS of fan-made skins off the Sims Exchange (an official site). The go-go yubari, catwoman, etc skins came from there.
- that bunny thing really does appear. and you can beat it up.
- Lesbians can definitely make out in hot tubs
I just wanted to point that out so nobody is sorely disappointed.