NaNoWriMo Day 2 - Or "Why The Muses Left Town"
FeanorMuse: What is this? I thought we were writing about Beleg Strongbow.
MorgothMuse: Yeah! Yeah! I want to write about Beleg!
Me: First of all, (to Feanor) not yet. First we have to get through NaNoWriMo and write original stuff. Beleg is not original. And you, (to Morgoth) you are not slashing Beleg and Turin. Not.
MorgothMuse: But..
Me: NOT.
FeanorMuse: So I'm to write chick lit now?
Me: Yes?
MorgothMuse: But...
Me: NO!
MorgothMuse: (whining) But it even says they loved each other!
Me: (to Feanor) Help?
FeanorMuse: (draws sword)
MorgothMuse: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!! (runs away)
FeanorMuse: I'm not writing chick lit. (leaves)
So... yeah. And the other two are still MIA since I read the part in the stupid Silmarillion that said that Beleg was the greatest archer evah in Middle Earth. Not "one of the greatest" but "the greatest." And he had a super-special bow with a super-special arrow that came back to him. And he was just Mr. MartyStu. So for obvious reasons, this insulted one of my muses, and of course Daddy had to back him up.
Pah. Hate them all. I can do NaNo without them.
MorgothMuse: Yeah! Yeah! I want to write about Beleg!
Me: First of all, (to Feanor) not yet. First we have to get through NaNoWriMo and write original stuff. Beleg is not original. And you, (to Morgoth) you are not slashing Beleg and Turin. Not.
MorgothMuse: But..
Me: NOT.
FeanorMuse: So I'm to write chick lit now?
Me: Yes?
MorgothMuse: But...
Me: NO!
MorgothMuse: (whining) But it even says they loved each other!
Me: (to Feanor) Help?
FeanorMuse: (draws sword)
MorgothMuse: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!! (runs away)
FeanorMuse: I'm not writing chick lit. (leaves)
So... yeah. And the other two are still MIA since I read the part in the stupid Silmarillion that said that Beleg was the greatest archer evah in Middle Earth. Not "one of the greatest" but "the greatest." And he had a super-special bow with a super-special arrow that came back to him. And he was just Mr. MartyStu. So for obvious reasons, this insulted one of my muses, and of course Daddy had to back him up.
Pah. Hate them all. I can do NaNo without them.