LotR Drabbles
For deannawol (With sincere apologies - deleterius seems to have permanantly impaired my ability to take this fandom as seriously as I should.)
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just borrowing.
"So....you want my ring?"
"No, Frodo. I don't want the ring. Ring bad. We're going to get rid of it."
"Oh, how?"
"Simple, we're going to Rivendell and we're going to talk to all the really smart people who really run the world and then we're going to throw the ring into a volcano."
"A what?"
"Vol-ca-no. A mountain with a hole in the top and fire in the middle."
"But-but...it's shiney and glittery and preeeeeeeetty!"
"And it drives everyone who looks at it too long stark staring MAD. *sigh* Just remember - Ring bad. We are going to destroy it. That's important."
"But Aragorn..."
"NO! Look, for the last time, Ring. Bad. We. Destroy. It. Everyone. Happy. GOT IT!"
"Tsk...fine. Justwantsmyring.Myprecious.BloodysmellyoldRanger.Friggen'Dramaqueenmumblemumble"
"What was that?!"
"Nothing!"
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just borrowing.
"So....you want my ring?"
"No, Frodo. I don't want the ring. Ring bad. We're going to get rid of it."
"Oh, how?"
"Simple, we're going to Rivendell and we're going to talk to all the really smart people who really run the world and then we're going to throw the ring into a volcano."
"A what?"
"Vol-ca-no. A mountain with a hole in the top and fire in the middle."
"But-but...it's shiney and glittery and preeeeeeeetty!"
"And it drives everyone who looks at it too long stark staring MAD. *sigh* Just remember - Ring bad. We are going to destroy it. That's important."
"But Aragorn..."
"NO! Look, for the last time, Ring. Bad. We. Destroy. It. Everyone. Happy. GOT IT!"
"Tsk...fine. Justwantsmyring.Myprecious.BloodysmellyoldRanger.Friggen'Dramaqueenmumblemumble"
"What was that?!"
"Nothing!"