Discworld drabble Mark II
Again, requested by cygny
Kinda short.
Disclaimer: Pterry owns all. I merely amuse myself (and hopefully friends with it)
"Ook!"
"No, I'm not going to get crumbs on it. I missed lunch, that's all."
"Ook!"
"Really? I always thought he was a bit long-winded."
"Ook!"
"Well, I did only get through the first five books. It started to get boring after that. Hey, there's an idea. L-space means you can get your hands on anyy book that will potentially ever be written or ever could be written, right?"
"Ook!"
"Of course I know about L-space! I'm the assistant librarian. I have to know these things. But anyway, could you find the last book in this series?"
"Ook!"
"Oh. Well. That's actually not at all surprising."
"Ook?"
"Well, you always got the impression that it'd never be finished. Still, I'm not interested in it any more. Especially now I know that it goes on forever.."
"Ook!"
"Yes, yes. Of course I have a bannana for you."
^_^ Tres cliche of course. But it was fun to write.
Kinda short.
Disclaimer: Pterry owns all. I merely amuse myself (and hopefully friends with it)
"Ook!"
"No, I'm not going to get crumbs on it. I missed lunch, that's all."
"Ook!"
"Really? I always thought he was a bit long-winded."
"Ook!"
"Well, I did only get through the first five books. It started to get boring after that. Hey, there's an idea. L-space means you can get your hands on anyy book that will potentially ever be written or ever could be written, right?"
"Ook!"
"Of course I know about L-space! I'm the assistant librarian. I have to know these things. But anyway, could you find the last book in this series?"
"Ook!"
"Oh. Well. That's actually not at all surprising."
"Ook?"
"Well, you always got the impression that it'd never be finished. Still, I'm not interested in it any more. Especially now I know that it goes on forever.."
"Ook!"
"Yes, yes. Of course I have a bannana for you."
^_^ Tres cliche of course. But it was fun to write.