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Feb 15, 2007 22:00

Why are we still hearing about Anna Nichole? Seriously, President Ford didn't get this much attention. Is it any wonder people in so many countries think Americans are messed up?

And now for something completely different...

If you are engaged in a profession which poses a significant danger to your life and limb, and you call your significant other during your work day, the first words out of your mouth should not be "First of all, I'm okay."

Don't ask how I learned that particular lesson.
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