OMG! She didn't just say that..
He he... I've got to tell you what happened to me today. And hang on cause it starts slow.
I live in a nice neighbourhood, with ca 80% old people, And I mean old. So I ran into my downstairs neighbour in the local supermarket, and offered to help her get her shopping home so she could bye more than the six pound's of shopping she can carry her self. She's a nice old lady, that talks and talks and talks and doesn’t really care if you listen or not, we all know the type right?
Anyway, she was going on and on about the tv schedule and then suddenly, with no prompt from me I might add, said that: "Do you watch Top Gear? You really should, it's quite entertaining. That Jeremy Clakson fellow is such a loud mouthed loveable bully. And that lovable man, James May is just the sort of man I could go for. Oh you know what I mean, and don't look so shocked my dear, I'm as human as you if not as young." (I'll admit my mouth was hanging open at this point) "Yes I'd love to have him visit, and if he should ever bring that hot little number Hammond along, I'll just send him up your place, I thing your much more his type. I wouldn’t have the energy to keep up with him anyway. I wouldn’t mind trying though. " And then she went on to other subject. But I got to tell you, next to my own grandma's she's now officially my favorite old person. God bless ya’ miss B.
Edit: I forgot to mention: she's 94! ;)