Because I am a sheep, and the results were too funny
Your Score: SLYTHERIN!
You scored 60% Slytherin, 24% Ravenclaw, 16% Gryffindor, and 32% Hufflepuff!
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
These cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.
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See that! See that! If I'm not a Slytherin, I'm totally a Hufflepuff! Also, I totally didn't cheat at all, which is starange for me.