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Ahem. My reactions to the UK HP7 cover.
OMG it's a Stargate!
Why the heck does Harry look around 10 years older than Ron and Hermione?
What the heck has Harry been doing that it looks like the sleeve of his robe is sprouting feathers?
Ohhhhhh, that's not Ron's hand holding the sword, that's a house elf on Harry's back!
Is that house elf riding on Harry's back or having surprise buttsex with him, cause wow, if it's the latter, couldn't you have found a more comfy place than the pile of treasure?
And for that matter, what's with the pile of treasure?
And is it just me, or is something actively pulling them through the stargate?
Ooh, I just realised that's not just random treasure, there's some cool looking armor mixed in too!
ETA: Okay, after having seen all the UK and US covers I have to say, the US one is okay, but I like the UK "Adult" cover best.
OMG it's a Stargate!
Why the heck does Harry look around 10 years older than Ron and Hermione?
What the heck has Harry been doing that it looks like the sleeve of his robe is sprouting feathers?
Ohhhhhh, that's not Ron's hand holding the sword, that's a house elf on Harry's back!
Is that house elf riding on Harry's back or having surprise buttsex with him, cause wow, if it's the latter, couldn't you have found a more comfy place than the pile of treasure?
And for that matter, what's with the pile of treasure?
And is it just me, or is something actively pulling them through the stargate?
Ooh, I just realised that's not just random treasure, there's some cool looking armor mixed in too!
ETA: Okay, after having seen all the UK and US covers I have to say, the US one is okay, but I like the UK "Adult" cover best.