Icon Pairing Meme
Taking a break from finals with a crack-pairing meme!
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Breda x Falman
[I don't know any of their characters at all! DDD;]
Breda grinned at his coworker. “How about a game of chess?” he asked.
Fuery x Haruno Sakura
Haruno Sakura rolled her eyes at the man in the hospital bed. He was ridiculously cute - and giving her the most convincing puppy dog eyes she had ever seen.
Still, they had rules in the hospital for a reason, and even if he wanted more food, his stomach couldn't take it at this critical moment.
"I said no, and I'm your doctor!"
"Ehh? But..."
Hatake Kakashi x Jean Havoc
[I could ship it]
“Do you always have to smoke a cigarette after sex?” Kakashi grumbled, rolling over with a sigh.
Kudo Shinichi x Kaitou Kid
[lol, a legit pairing. Not one that I ship, but still legit.]
“Ja na, tantei-kun.” The monocle-wearing thief gave a mocking salute, and was a second later surrounded by a cloud of pink smoke.
This did not deter the shrunken detective. He’d had a soccer ball ready three seconds earlier, and was kicking it into the mist. “Come back here, you bastard!”
Predictably, the Kaitou Kid was already gliding off the roof. But with a nice, soccer ball sized bruise forming on his shoulder.
Miroku x Mouri Ran
“If you might permit me, I’d like to ask a simple question,” Miroku said, with a calm and steady smile. “Would you bear my child?”
Ran’s round house kick sent him sprawling to the ground seconds later.
Riza Hawkeye x Roy Mustang
[Err, hullo thar otp?]
Riza stared hard through the sniper’s scope, and listened to Mustang’s voice over the telephone. “Elizabeth, darling,” he said, and even if it was a cover, she kept one ear tuned to the sweetness of his words, the other listening for danger.
Sango x Sokka
“That is… one big boomerang!”
Sango smirked. “Want me to show you how to throw it?”
“Yes please!” Sokka blurted. Then, attempting to be more suave, he cleared his throat. “I mean, I would be delighted.”
[boomerangshipping = <3]
Suki x Uchiha Sasuke
[Suki tops. Just btw.]
He was good, she’d give him that, Suki thought, staring up into the dark eyes of her sparring partner with powers like a firebender’s.
The Kyoshi Warrior flashed him a winning smile, and - with a combination of three strikes - flipped the shinobi expertly. He landed on his back, her atop him.
“Checkmate.”
Uzumaki Naruto x Nobody cause I have no more icons
Uzumaki Naruto sighed dejectedly, as he watched Sakura put her arm around that military kid with a perverted grin, and Sasuke leave to spar with his warrior girlfriend. Why didn’t he deserve any lovin’?
[It's cause you're at the end of the alphabet. Sorry 'bout that]
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Breda x Falman
[I don't know any of their characters at all! DDD;]
Breda grinned at his coworker. “How about a game of chess?” he asked.
Fuery x Haruno Sakura
Haruno Sakura rolled her eyes at the man in the hospital bed. He was ridiculously cute - and giving her the most convincing puppy dog eyes she had ever seen.
Still, they had rules in the hospital for a reason, and even if he wanted more food, his stomach couldn't take it at this critical moment.
"I said no, and I'm your doctor!"
"Ehh? But..."
Hatake Kakashi x Jean Havoc
[I could ship it]
“Do you always have to smoke a cigarette after sex?” Kakashi grumbled, rolling over with a sigh.
Kudo Shinichi x Kaitou Kid
[lol, a legit pairing. Not one that I ship, but still legit.]
“Ja na, tantei-kun.” The monocle-wearing thief gave a mocking salute, and was a second later surrounded by a cloud of pink smoke.
This did not deter the shrunken detective. He’d had a soccer ball ready three seconds earlier, and was kicking it into the mist. “Come back here, you bastard!”
Predictably, the Kaitou Kid was already gliding off the roof. But with a nice, soccer ball sized bruise forming on his shoulder.
Miroku x Mouri Ran
“If you might permit me, I’d like to ask a simple question,” Miroku said, with a calm and steady smile. “Would you bear my child?”
Ran’s round house kick sent him sprawling to the ground seconds later.
Riza Hawkeye x Roy Mustang
[Err, hullo thar otp?]
Riza stared hard through the sniper’s scope, and listened to Mustang’s voice over the telephone. “Elizabeth, darling,” he said, and even if it was a cover, she kept one ear tuned to the sweetness of his words, the other listening for danger.
Sango x Sokka
“That is… one big boomerang!”
Sango smirked. “Want me to show you how to throw it?”
“Yes please!” Sokka blurted. Then, attempting to be more suave, he cleared his throat. “I mean, I would be delighted.”
[boomerangshipping = <3]
Suki x Uchiha Sasuke
[Suki tops. Just btw.]
He was good, she’d give him that, Suki thought, staring up into the dark eyes of her sparring partner with powers like a firebender’s.
The Kyoshi Warrior flashed him a winning smile, and - with a combination of three strikes - flipped the shinobi expertly. He landed on his back, her atop him.
“Checkmate.”
Uzumaki Naruto x Nobody cause I have no more icons
Uzumaki Naruto sighed dejectedly, as he watched Sakura put her arm around that military kid with a perverted grin, and Sasuke leave to spar with his warrior girlfriend. Why didn’t he deserve any lovin’?
[It's cause you're at the end of the alphabet. Sorry 'bout that]