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[aragorn_estel]

*attempts to put together a crib*

*finds the instructions written only in an obscure form of Quenya*

*can't find either the Sindarin or Westron versions*

a;sldkf hu;awskdjf

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[lord_glorfi]

*wanders by*

*grins*

Having a problem?

[aragorn_estel]

*is on the floor looking for that ONE CRUCIAL PIECE OF HARDWARE that seems to be missing from the kit* *mutters*

*looks up*

Oh, hey, man.

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[lord_glorfi]

*looks at the scattered mess*

What's that supposed to be?

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[aragorn_estel]

*holds a hand over his eyes in frustration* A crib.

You ever put one of these things together? It's insane.

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[lord_glorfi]

Uhm, no. Celebrimbor made us one. It was very sparkly. You had to wear shades near it, man.

[aragorn_estel]

*tries to picture this* Huh.

*shows you the instructions* Can't make sense of it, dude.

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[lord_glorfi]

*squints at it*

Don't remember any of your Quenya lessons? You never did pay much attention to me. ;)

[aragorn_estel]

I don't know if you taught me this dialect. :S That's got to be some obscure Valinor form.

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[lord_glorfi]

It's not that much different. Most of the roots are similar. See, 'samna' or wooden post, that's the same.

[aragorn_estel]

Well now you're just making me look bad. ;)

*squints at the page for a minute*

*looks back at the pieces*

*fits together two wooden bars*

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[lord_glorfi]

On the other hand, *reads, translates* 'give birth to naked weasels'? o_0

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[aragorn_estel]

(( XD ))

*relieved* Dude, THANK YOU. I thought I was hallucinating when I saw that one. :S

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[lord_glorfi]

Oh wait . . .'push out the something or other until bare.' Not that that makes anymore sense.

[aragorn_estel]

*shrugs*

*looks at the pieces again*

*slots two posts together* Ha!

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[lord_glorfi]

Hmm. I think you've just done step six where it says 'copulate the two dildos with a vigorous impalement.'

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[aragorn_estel]

*didn't think Quenya even had words for those kind of things*

You don't say. *blinks*

*searches around for some end pieces*

*attempts to slot them together with the last two*