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[aragorn_estel]

*brushes his teeth about 57 more times to make sure the taste is gone*

...

Hmm. *checks something*

Arwen? I think it, um, worked. :D

<3?

[EDIT: I'm rating this post R just because it's giving me the giggles. ;D]

Comments

[queen_undomiel]

*looks down*

O_o

Wow!

Are you sure you can go to work like that? We should probably do something about it...

<3 <3 <3

[aragorn_estel]

((*dies*))

*tackle-ravishes you*

Good idea. <3 <3 <3

[queen_undomiel]

*is pinned down below you*

*grins*

Now be a good ranger and tell the healer what she should do to relieve your *cough* uncomfortable state.

((;P))

[aragorn_estel]

*kisses you thoroughly* <3

I think the healer may do whatever she deems is necessary... *cough*

*whispers suggestive nothings in your ear*

[queen_undomiel]

*shivers at your whispers*

Ummm... I think we should first observe the problem a little more closely.

*frees you and observes*

Hmm... yes. Definitely swollen.

[aragorn_estel]

*pulse feels abnormally quick*

*wonders if he's supposed to feel this warm*

A good diagnosis. *sweats a little* What, erm, treatment would the healer suggest?

[queen_undomiel]

Since we elves practice a holistic kind of healing, I wouldn't suggest bleeding... yet. ;P

I think a bit of, um, exercise might help. Not too rough, of course. Just some gentle repetitive movements...

[aragorn_estel]

*gulps* No bleeding, thank you.

*nods as best he can*

Yes. Exercise. Strenuous exercise.

*remembers he's doing this because he loves you*

[queen_undomiel]

*is a very generous and loving nurse*

Would you like to go over some exercises with me?

*positions myself strategically and waits for your reply*

[aragorn_estel]

*nods enthusiastically*

Yes please.

*sweats*

[queen_undomiel]

*grins seductively*

Now, breathe in....

*sinks down*

*gasps*

Oh Eru... must... thank...Elladan...

*squeaks* And breathe out...

*slides slowly up*

[aragorn_estel]

*does so*

*moans*

Meleth-nin, I'm not sure... *pant* about the gentle... *gasp* approach...

...!

[queen_undomiel]

*pants and gasps with you*

Ahhh... I suppose.. *moves* some cardiovascular exercise... *moves again* might be good too.

*starts to move faster*

[aragorn_estel]

Most wise, meleth-nin... *pant*... I would tend to... *groan* agree with you...

*grabs your hips and assists*

*feels all his blood rush lower*

[queen_undomiel]

*pants and whispers*

There seems to be a fever down there... it's so...*gasps* hot!

Must move to keep the temperature steady.

*moves frantically*

[aragorn_estel]

Like a furnace...

*tries to match you but is having difficulty*

Let me... *moan* assist you... AAaAiiiIIiIi...

*rolls you over and moves above you*

*proceeds with vigour*