I found a way to successfully communicate with justin..
Me: Quick! Define love!
Justin: Love is the emotional predisposition towards a specific person. However, this is a modern outlook on love that contradicts loves original usage. Love has usually been used to define interpersonal love, but now generally that interpersonal relationship is towards only a mate.
JustinSLSP: Biologically some say love could be a method to ensure reproduction, others say love is a social invention.
Me: ..
Me: Whats the meaning of life?
Justin: Lifes meaning is often debated. Most consider it something relatively inane compared to what one would expect: reproduction, happiness, or even death.
Me: I lothe you
Me: Define
Me: meatley
Justin: it is considered by some that life is an illusion. However to counter this it is argued that an illusion must decieve someone, and then there would still be life.
Me: Define meatly!
Justin: Meatley is a 17 year old, 5'6'' male living at approx 79° 45' 54" W 40° 29' 40" N
Justin: Given the moniker Meatley by one Alex Murphy, who parrelled his likeness to one Keith "Wheatley" Muller, under the principal that Mario and Wario are opposites, by inverting the W, you create an M, and make the H silent. Thus, Wheatley is born.
Me: Define Dabba!
Justin: However, it must be noted that the wario is derived from the name mario adding the warui adjetive, meaning bad mario
JustinSLSP: See Bigfoot
Me: Define connah
Justin: Connah: see Jesus
Me: Define Kromer
Justin: Kromer, Mathew. Male. Approx. 100 years old, Matthew Kromer is a cyborg experiment gone wrong, attempting to place the removed brain from Adolf Hitler into an advanced robotic body. The expirement failed and the subject only vaugly remembers his lost past.
Me: haha
Me: im saving this
Me: Define Wheatly
Justin: Keith Muller, AKA Wheatley. Sworn enemy to Meatley, however lacks any motivation in thwarting his enemies attempts at his harm. Named Wheatley by the elder brother of one Connor Peirce. Wheatley has proven to be quite formidable, surviving being hit by a car, as well as several high doses of sodium pentathol
Me: Define Girthay
Justin: Girthay, AKA Kristopher Walsh. A well respected fencer, amatuer tactician, and world class roshambo expert. Kris has red hair, but brown eyebrows. This contradiction is believed to be a defense mechanism, in dire times of danger, the eyebrows immolate themselves and latch onto attackers, allowing him time to escape.
Me: hahahahahhaha
Me: Define Delight
Justin: error
Me: Define Alex Murphy
Justin: Error
Justin: Database error 319
Me: Define Angela
Justin: Error
Justin: Refer to user manual
Me: View: User Manual
Justin: User Manual
Me: Elaborate: User Manual
Justin: Topics:
Hardware requirements
Installation
Troubleshooting
Daves a fag
I hate dabba
eat shit
Me: Elaborate: Trouble Shooting
Justin: Expand...
Error message definitions
Known product issues
Recommended Operation and Usage
Me: Expand: All
Justin: Error 3
Me: fine..
Me: Expand: Error Message Definitions
Justin: Error 3
Me: Define: Error 3
Justin: Find...
Error 3 occurs when attempting to display over 1gb of data
Me: Expand: Known Product Issues
Justin: Known Product Issues...
Find...
Cannot sequence over 1gb of data
Me: Expand: Recommended Operations and Usage
Justin: Find...
Do not request files over 1gb
Me: Find: Files < 1gb
Justin: Error 3
Me: Find: Operting System
Me: Find: Operating System
Justin: http://www.steib-haushaltgeraete.ch/images/toaster.jpg
Justin: Database error 319!
Justin: It's a trap!
Justin: We'll last longer than against that death star!
Me: Stupid thing
Justin: Han'll have that sheild up soon! We just gotta give him more time!
Me: Reboot
Justin signed off at 12:58:14 AM.
Justin signed on at 12:58:21 AM.
Me: Display: Schedule for Meatley on March 24th
Justin: 12:00-12:30, nescessisary grooming practices
12:30-1:30, television
1:31-10:00, temporary stasis
10:01-11:00 nutrient integration and waste disposal
11:01-12:00 intellecual stimuli
12:01-5:00 undefined
6:00-8:30, physical conditioning
8:31-9:00 nutrient intake/waste disposal
9:01-9:30 grooming
Post 9:30- Sleep
Me: Inquiry: Available for Dunegons and Dragons 12:01-5:00PM?
JustinSLSP: 0
Me: Define: 0
Justin: 0-Nonreal Answer
Me: Inquiry: Interface with Call of Duty?
Justin: 0
Justin: Goodbye!
Me: Goodbye
Me: Shutdown
Justin signed off at 1:11:00 AM.
Justin: Love is the emotional predisposition towards a specific person. However, this is a modern outlook on love that contradicts loves original usage. Love has usually been used to define interpersonal love, but now generally that interpersonal relationship is towards only a mate.
JustinSLSP: Biologically some say love could be a method to ensure reproduction, others say love is a social invention.
Me: ..
Me: Whats the meaning of life?
Justin: Lifes meaning is often debated. Most consider it something relatively inane compared to what one would expect: reproduction, happiness, or even death.
Me: I lothe you
Me: Define
Me: meatley
Justin: it is considered by some that life is an illusion. However to counter this it is argued that an illusion must decieve someone, and then there would still be life.
Me: Define meatly!
Justin: Meatley is a 17 year old, 5'6'' male living at approx 79° 45' 54" W 40° 29' 40" N
Justin: Given the moniker Meatley by one Alex Murphy, who parrelled his likeness to one Keith "Wheatley" Muller, under the principal that Mario and Wario are opposites, by inverting the W, you create an M, and make the H silent. Thus, Wheatley is born.
Me: Define Dabba!
Justin: However, it must be noted that the wario is derived from the name mario adding the warui adjetive, meaning bad mario
JustinSLSP: See Bigfoot
Me: Define connah
Justin: Connah: see Jesus
Me: Define Kromer
Justin: Kromer, Mathew. Male. Approx. 100 years old, Matthew Kromer is a cyborg experiment gone wrong, attempting to place the removed brain from Adolf Hitler into an advanced robotic body. The expirement failed and the subject only vaugly remembers his lost past.
Me: haha
Me: im saving this
Me: Define Wheatly
Justin: Keith Muller, AKA Wheatley. Sworn enemy to Meatley, however lacks any motivation in thwarting his enemies attempts at his harm. Named Wheatley by the elder brother of one Connor Peirce. Wheatley has proven to be quite formidable, surviving being hit by a car, as well as several high doses of sodium pentathol
Me: Define Girthay
Justin: Girthay, AKA Kristopher Walsh. A well respected fencer, amatuer tactician, and world class roshambo expert. Kris has red hair, but brown eyebrows. This contradiction is believed to be a defense mechanism, in dire times of danger, the eyebrows immolate themselves and latch onto attackers, allowing him time to escape.
Me: hahahahahhaha
Me: Define Delight
Justin: error
Me: Define Alex Murphy
Justin: Error
Justin: Database error 319
Me: Define Angela
Justin: Error
Justin: Refer to user manual
Me: View: User Manual
Justin: User Manual
Me: Elaborate: User Manual
Justin: Topics:
Hardware requirements
Installation
Troubleshooting
Daves a fag
I hate dabba
eat shit
Me: Elaborate: Trouble Shooting
Justin: Expand...
Error message definitions
Known product issues
Recommended Operation and Usage
Me: Expand: All
Justin: Error 3
Me: fine..
Me: Expand: Error Message Definitions
Justin: Error 3
Me: Define: Error 3
Justin: Find...
Error 3 occurs when attempting to display over 1gb of data
Me: Expand: Known Product Issues
Justin: Known Product Issues...
Find...
Cannot sequence over 1gb of data
Me: Expand: Recommended Operations and Usage
Justin: Find...
Do not request files over 1gb
Me: Find: Files < 1gb
Justin: Error 3
Me: Find: Operting System
Me: Find: Operating System
Justin: http://www.steib-haushaltgeraete.ch/images/toaster.jpg
Justin: Database error 319!
Justin: It's a trap!
Justin: We'll last longer than against that death star!
Me: Stupid thing
Justin: Han'll have that sheild up soon! We just gotta give him more time!
Me: Reboot
Justin signed off at 12:58:14 AM.
Justin signed on at 12:58:21 AM.
Me: Display: Schedule for Meatley on March 24th
Justin: 12:00-12:30, nescessisary grooming practices
12:30-1:30, television
1:31-10:00, temporary stasis
10:01-11:00 nutrient integration and waste disposal
11:01-12:00 intellecual stimuli
12:01-5:00 undefined
6:00-8:30, physical conditioning
8:31-9:00 nutrient intake/waste disposal
9:01-9:30 grooming
Post 9:30- Sleep
Me: Inquiry: Available for Dunegons and Dragons 12:01-5:00PM?
JustinSLSP: 0
Me: Define: 0
Justin: 0-Nonreal Answer
Me: Inquiry: Interface with Call of Duty?
Justin: 0
Justin: Goodbye!
Me: Goodbye
Me: Shutdown
Justin signed off at 1:11:00 AM.