Fangirl Classifications, Day Six.

[araeph]

With this next section, we don't laugh so much as shake our heads in pity.

Category #9:

The Review Strumpetyum! i love this story so far and it's only the 1st chapter! please update soon and please r&r my stories

Comments

[nenya_kanadka]

These are the sane ones, compared to the ones you did on the other days. I am so glad I don't read much POTC fanfic.

Just realized I have been carrying on conversations with the resident PPC infidel. Will this harm the IQ relationship? :D

--Nenya, who is not worried about the board right this minute, and who thinks Jo should be on the presidential ballot (along with, of course, PTerry, Lt. Warf, and Gandalf)

Here's A Crazy Review For Ya

[wolfychan]

I just got the frickin' wierdest review ever on my PotC self-insert experiment.

"Yes, Silk. I really trust ye. Abou' as far as I can throw ye. An' I can't. (Silk's a character quite a bit like Jack. 'E says "Trust me," all the time.)
Lightning"

First of all, I don't even need to tell you that there's no one named Silk in my fic. In fact, this review bears absolutely no relation to my fic whatsoever. But the wierd, baffling part is this: not only do I not have a Sue named Silk, neither does she. She has an impressive collection of Sues, true, but not one called Silk.

So... is it humanly possible to explain this review? Is she giving me a preview of a coming Sue? Is she shilling someone else's Sue? Is she having a conversation with an imaginary Sue in her head? What the hell is this?

Re: Here's A Crazy Review For Ya

[araeph]

I bet Silk is a movie or a book character that this reviewer has randomly related to Jack. Sure sounds like a Stu, though, not a Sue, because the reviewer says, "'E says..." Other than that, I have no idea. I can categorize, but analysis of the Suethor mind would take my brain down paths that could lead to its untimely demise.

*snicker* Did you notice that you also got a nice review from "Jack Sparrow's Only Love", the author of the Suicidal!Sue that Potcsues reviewed? ( http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1784717 ) Forget everyone else...at least you're in her good graces!

Re: Here's A Crazy Review For Ya

[araeph]

Ah, silly me! The profile explaineth all.

http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=314773

Re: Here's A Crazy Review For Ya

[wolfychan]

Ah. Shoulda looked there. Still doesn't explain why they thought it was remotely appropriate to leave as a review on someone's story, though.

Thanks

[megaera_1]

*places you and uncommon_comma on friends list to keep up with PPC's etc*

By the way, I never thanked you for being my beta. So, thank you, :P
It was much appreciated.