Things About Me
Because Laura tagged me, but without following the instructions because everyone on my friends list already did it last week. I am super boring!
1. I read the nutrition labels on everything I eat, even if I plan to eat a whole pint of ice cream or a bag of cheese doodles.
2. When I'm excited or feeling socially awkward (or both), I gesticulate wildly. So wildly in fact that my co-workers thought I was signing for the first three days I worked at the daycare.
3. My favorite anti-feminist thing (aside from heterosexual sex) is Vargas pin-ups, I love them so much I buy Vargas girl calendars every year.
4. I think about myself in terms of my monetary value. For example, right now I am worth $0.12/min. This is not factoring in my student loans, in which case I am worth negative money.
5. If I see money on the sidewalk I pick it up, spit on it, and say the English translation of a Hungarian incantation because I actually believe it will bring me more sidewalk monies. Today I found $0.7
6. I go to the movies alone more often than I go with people, however this is by design.
7. I can't imagine myself being a functional adult person; thinking about a future with a 401K fills me with dread almost equal to the idea that I actually won't become a real live adult.
1. I read the nutrition labels on everything I eat, even if I plan to eat a whole pint of ice cream or a bag of cheese doodles.
2. When I'm excited or feeling socially awkward (or both), I gesticulate wildly. So wildly in fact that my co-workers thought I was signing for the first three days I worked at the daycare.
3. My favorite anti-feminist thing (aside from heterosexual sex) is Vargas pin-ups, I love them so much I buy Vargas girl calendars every year.
4. I think about myself in terms of my monetary value. For example, right now I am worth $0.12/min. This is not factoring in my student loans, in which case I am worth negative money.
5. If I see money on the sidewalk I pick it up, spit on it, and say the English translation of a Hungarian incantation because I actually believe it will bring me more sidewalk monies. Today I found $0.7
6. I go to the movies alone more often than I go with people, however this is by design.
7. I can't imagine myself being a functional adult person; thinking about a future with a 401K fills me with dread almost equal to the idea that I actually won't become a real live adult.