the sordid details
the other jeff had one last opportunity to act like a total douche, and damned if he didn't exploit it. dude went, just before the show, and stuck about thirty of his business cards to the wall with sticky tack next to his work. classy, ain't he? amy and walter personally went to remove the cards, and asked us to "keep an eye on that space" for them. he's been making a fuss every chance he gets in this class -- i have this suspicion that amy and walter might fail him just on principle.
audra couldn't join us at the bar last night. why? she was completely shitfaced already by the end of the show. her two (lesbian?) friends showed up, and she was falling all over both of 'em. people were getting drunk in the back, and she got the drunkest. kind of a lightweight.
during the show, i talked a bit to this girl that i went to high school with, marin. it's sorta odd -- one of her pieces had a mouse skeleton in it, so we started talking about the rats in the gym at boca high. we graduated the same year, and we're graduating the same semester again, too. neither of us thought to mention that before, even though we both knew we went to high school with each other.
when i got to the bar, i hung out and talked to her and leslie for a bit. leslie is one of the "older" members of the class. she's probably early 40's, but still got carded (and hit on) at the bar. kinda milfy. really nice lady. they were apparently talking about this other kid in the class, guiseppe, loud-mouth smartass (in a funny, cool way) italian guy. total player. they were taking bets on who from the class he'd be going home with that night. leslie said they could just tell that he's one of those guys who picks up a different girl every week. "unlike jeff." apparently, they could also "just tell" that i was one of those guys who'd make one girl very happy one day, and stick with her no matter what. i guess that's a good thing, right?
talked to a few other girls that night, clicked with a few, but marin was the only one that didn't drop the "boyfriend word" into the conversation. (maybe i should hit on her?) not that a boyfriend actually stops girls, apparently. britney brought hers to the show, and still hit on brandon (via txt) afterwards anyways. *shrug* brandon's fiance was right there too, and she was not having a good night. complaining about everything in, i'll admit it, her really annoying helium-esque voice. "this pizza is burned! and this guy's from italy! how dare they!" guiseppe was like "whatever, it's a dive bar, and it's 1am."
oh, right. who did he end up going home with? lauren jacobs. she was wearing this cabaret-like sequined halter top thing. that showed all the cleavage a person is capable of having, and then some. and she had a lot. and she's the kinda girl that always wears a sports bra and a t-shirt, so needless to say, the guys in the class were all surprised. brandon and i think that's why guiseppe gravitated towards her. the girl who works the galleries (didn't catch her name) called her and was like "so, are you making out with him yet?" and she was like "not yet."
the funnier part is that the girls (shannon and the other lauren) who were still around after they left hadn't even noticed the boob issue, when brandon and i were talking about it. i was like "we're not being gross guys about it. it's not like she was wearing a turtleneck and we're going 'hehehehee boobies.' they were like, hanging out of her shirt." i spent a lot of time trying not stare.
so yeah, had fun. pictures here
audra couldn't join us at the bar last night. why? she was completely shitfaced already by the end of the show. her two (lesbian?) friends showed up, and she was falling all over both of 'em. people were getting drunk in the back, and she got the drunkest. kind of a lightweight.
during the show, i talked a bit to this girl that i went to high school with, marin. it's sorta odd -- one of her pieces had a mouse skeleton in it, so we started talking about the rats in the gym at boca high. we graduated the same year, and we're graduating the same semester again, too. neither of us thought to mention that before, even though we both knew we went to high school with each other.
when i got to the bar, i hung out and talked to her and leslie for a bit. leslie is one of the "older" members of the class. she's probably early 40's, but still got carded (and hit on) at the bar. kinda milfy. really nice lady. they were apparently talking about this other kid in the class, guiseppe, loud-mouth smartass (in a funny, cool way) italian guy. total player. they were taking bets on who from the class he'd be going home with that night. leslie said they could just tell that he's one of those guys who picks up a different girl every week. "unlike jeff." apparently, they could also "just tell" that i was one of those guys who'd make one girl very happy one day, and stick with her no matter what. i guess that's a good thing, right?
talked to a few other girls that night, clicked with a few, but marin was the only one that didn't drop the "boyfriend word" into the conversation. (maybe i should hit on her?) not that a boyfriend actually stops girls, apparently. britney brought hers to the show, and still hit on brandon (via txt) afterwards anyways. *shrug* brandon's fiance was right there too, and she was not having a good night. complaining about everything in, i'll admit it, her really annoying helium-esque voice. "this pizza is burned! and this guy's from italy! how dare they!" guiseppe was like "whatever, it's a dive bar, and it's 1am."
oh, right. who did he end up going home with? lauren jacobs. she was wearing this cabaret-like sequined halter top thing. that showed all the cleavage a person is capable of having, and then some. and she had a lot. and she's the kinda girl that always wears a sports bra and a t-shirt, so needless to say, the guys in the class were all surprised. brandon and i think that's why guiseppe gravitated towards her. the girl who works the galleries (didn't catch her name) called her and was like "so, are you making out with him yet?" and she was like "not yet."
the funnier part is that the girls (shannon and the other lauren) who were still around after they left hadn't even noticed the boob issue, when brandon and i were talking about it. i was like "we're not being gross guys about it. it's not like she was wearing a turtleneck and we're going 'hehehehee boobies.' they were like, hanging out of her shirt." i spent a lot of time trying not stare.
so yeah, had fun. pictures here