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Have you ever had to fish out the toilet paper you wiped your ass with from your own urine?
This has been a regular activity since I arrived in Costa Rica. The water pipes are easily clogged, so anything I wipe my ass with normally has to go in the basurero (trash can) instead of being flushed. Sometimes you forget.
Tonight I was looking for a movie to see and I could not find a single one in Spanish, the NATIVE LANGUAGE. Almost all of them are in English with Spanish subtitles, and others are in Japanese or Finlandic, with Spanish subtitles. I might rent one to watch with my familia tonight instead of going to the cinema, since my butthead poopface friends went out after cycling class and didn't call me before. That's the problem when you have to buy your own line just to have a cell phone. It doesn't cost buttloads, but you have to sign a contract for 6 months. Poopy.
After you fish something out of the toilet, it's hard to stop saying words like butt and poop.
Tomorrow we're visiting an active volcano a few hours away. I look forward to flinging things into it and watching them burn, if possible. And NOT fishing them out. Volcano toilet!
This has been a regular activity since I arrived in Costa Rica. The water pipes are easily clogged, so anything I wipe my ass with normally has to go in the basurero (trash can) instead of being flushed. Sometimes you forget.
Tonight I was looking for a movie to see and I could not find a single one in Spanish, the NATIVE LANGUAGE. Almost all of them are in English with Spanish subtitles, and others are in Japanese or Finlandic, with Spanish subtitles. I might rent one to watch with my familia tonight instead of going to the cinema, since my butthead poopface friends went out after cycling class and didn't call me before. That's the problem when you have to buy your own line just to have a cell phone. It doesn't cost buttloads, but you have to sign a contract for 6 months. Poopy.
After you fish something out of the toilet, it's hard to stop saying words like butt and poop.
Tomorrow we're visiting an active volcano a few hours away. I look forward to flinging things into it and watching them burn, if possible. And NOT fishing them out. Volcano toilet!