Random D.C. quotes from the past, whenever
"I mean I looked like shit that night, I didn't touch my hair...my makeup...I just got off of work and put on something slutty!"
"Be a stalker....ready...GO!"
"But if we go in there he might stop dancing!!!!"
"Janay was leaning forward, Kacy was bending over, and I was like...turning to the side, sucking in my stomach!" hahaha
"I didn't know there was a curfew for cuttin' a bitch!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry...I'll call back tomorrow."
"Because you don't know who he'll show them to, like the other ones, which by the way I would like to see again..."
"He was like 'Hey Kacy, I had to go rub one out in the bathroom.'"
"Oh my god, thats hot I'll bet he did. I should've gone and checked the urinals to see. Anyway--"
"Yeah. ANYWAY!!!"
"Part of me was like 'he's cute and he looks good' but an even bigger part of me was like 'YOU'RE OOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't smoke alone! That's the first sign of weedinism!!!"
"when your car idles, you don't use any gas, its only when you press the pedal."
"thats not true."
*ten minute argument*
"then how come there are exhaust fumes when you have your car in park?!"
"should I use pot or weed?"
"look! a fox!"
"ROLL UP MY WINDOW!!! ROLL UP MY WINDOW!!!!"
"Aaron...the fox is not going to JUMP into the car!"
"well, that guy has an afro so I can't go in there."
"what does that even MEAN?!"
"We look so sheisty right now."
"Dude, we're trying to find pot..."
"We should've asked the guy at 7/11."
"Hey shawdy sdoihggsighisg mah friend likes you can he get your number...?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Whos yo boyfriend?"
"Aaron!"
hahahaha
"We are the sheistiest people I know." ((said after 2 hours in a parking lot.))
"Give me your credit card or your drivers license or something."
"......this is NOT macguyver!!!"
"I saw a peppercorn grinder!!! But there's peppers in it...."
"Are you gonna smoke all of that tonight?"
"No."
"Uh."
"Yes."
"This is technically illegal."
"This is technically not my house!"
"OKAY. ITS DONE!!!"
"Ew. I hate phone sex."
"If that girl said ONE more thing about theater I was going to KILL myself!!!"
"EHHH EHHH dude looks like a lady!!!"
"I don't, cause he's a QU-eeeen!!!"
"Remember when your mom was talking about her friend, the girl who used to be a guy and your dad was like 'ew get away from me'? That's the FIRST thing that popped into my head."
"THAT LIGHT IS HAAAARSH!!!!"
"Sorry...."
"Kacy, you never did one of those things on me."
"I know, thats cause we've never been alone together."
"Oooh, he's cute! Enlarge that pic. ....... NEV-ER-MIND!!!!"
"Yeah I sent a message too, it said 'tell your girl she better chiggity check herself befo she wrecks herself!"
"If anybody says ONE word to meeee..."
"It said....Tommy."
"What are we watching? Oh yeah. Tommy."
"THATS how we met?!"
"Is this a musical?"
"Did she just give birth?!"
"Who did this choreography?"
"Betsy?"
"Everyone in this movie has phenomenal tits....oh wait...thats the same lady."
"Be a stalker....ready...GO!"
"But if we go in there he might stop dancing!!!!"
"Janay was leaning forward, Kacy was bending over, and I was like...turning to the side, sucking in my stomach!" hahaha
"I didn't know there was a curfew for cuttin' a bitch!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry...I'll call back tomorrow."
"Because you don't know who he'll show them to, like the other ones, which by the way I would like to see again..."
"He was like 'Hey Kacy, I had to go rub one out in the bathroom.'"
"Oh my god, thats hot I'll bet he did. I should've gone and checked the urinals to see. Anyway--"
"Yeah. ANYWAY!!!"
"Part of me was like 'he's cute and he looks good' but an even bigger part of me was like 'YOU'RE OOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't smoke alone! That's the first sign of weedinism!!!"
"when your car idles, you don't use any gas, its only when you press the pedal."
"thats not true."
*ten minute argument*
"then how come there are exhaust fumes when you have your car in park?!"
"should I use pot or weed?"
"look! a fox!"
"ROLL UP MY WINDOW!!! ROLL UP MY WINDOW!!!!"
"Aaron...the fox is not going to JUMP into the car!"
"well, that guy has an afro so I can't go in there."
"what does that even MEAN?!"
"We look so sheisty right now."
"Dude, we're trying to find pot..."
"We should've asked the guy at 7/11."
"Hey shawdy sdoihggsighisg mah friend likes you can he get your number...?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Whos yo boyfriend?"
"Aaron!"
hahahaha
"We are the sheistiest people I know." ((said after 2 hours in a parking lot.))
"Give me your credit card or your drivers license or something."
"......this is NOT macguyver!!!"
"I saw a peppercorn grinder!!! But there's peppers in it...."
"Are you gonna smoke all of that tonight?"
"No."
"Uh."
"Yes."
"This is technically illegal."
"This is technically not my house!"
"OKAY. ITS DONE!!!"
"Ew. I hate phone sex."
"If that girl said ONE more thing about theater I was going to KILL myself!!!"
"EHHH EHHH dude looks like a lady!!!"
"I don't, cause he's a QU-eeeen!!!"
"Remember when your mom was talking about her friend, the girl who used to be a guy and your dad was like 'ew get away from me'? That's the FIRST thing that popped into my head."
"THAT LIGHT IS HAAAARSH!!!!"
"Sorry...."
"Kacy, you never did one of those things on me."
"I know, thats cause we've never been alone together."
"Oooh, he's cute! Enlarge that pic. ....... NEV-ER-MIND!!!!"
"Yeah I sent a message too, it said 'tell your girl she better chiggity check herself befo she wrecks herself!"
"If anybody says ONE word to meeee..."
"It said....Tommy."
"What are we watching? Oh yeah. Tommy."
"THATS how we met?!"
"Is this a musical?"
"Did she just give birth?!"
"Who did this choreography?"
"Betsy?"
"Everyone in this movie has phenomenal tits....oh wait...thats the same lady."