Dear God, but I feel like a fanbrat.... I need to vent. Under cut? rambly thoughts I have for potential sequel(s!) for ÄMM. oiones that make me cringe and go "Wtf?" but.. I want to think i can pullt hem off.... but Ijust don'ät know! *flails*
So, yeah. *sigh*
FIrst order of business is the tentative plot of sequel #1:
Basically, everything is happyshiny. Anna and Lordi are all sorts of blissful, Amen is smug as hell., Viktor and Ox quitetly happy even if Viktor does marry Ruusa, and so on. Heck, even Anna's dad finds someone and gets married. and has more kids, especially a son.
Now, the plot? is sort of two-fold. first plot involves Awa working on some sort of a fertility potion because Anna is being angsty about lack of little Lordilings. but, what happens is that Amen drinks it by accident and (after the obligatory mpreg joke) Awa just goes "damn,guess I spend the next year making another dose" But - the fertiliuty potion actually works,a dn the result is that Ruusa gets preganant - which is a bit of an "Bwah?" to all those involved. Now, this pplot is mostly lighthearte d-a fter thate "Omg will the baby be healthy?" angst and so on, it is mostly light and fluff. Plot #2 is darker.
(plot #1.5 involved Kita finally getting laid. with Silly the sehe-wolf. *facepalms*)
Plot #2 - now this is where it gets complicated. and thoroughly AU. and kind of.. yeah. 'sigh*
basically, there will be a witchy villain by the name of Enary .a nd her ev0l thing to do? Wel, when Anna's dad's new wife is giving bitrht she does the cliched "I will save him but the kidlet comes to me in X amount of time" and he goes "yes, yes, anything!" . And ther rtescue of the kidlet in X years of time by Anna is the plot. and - it would nvolve a withch-hunter on a black horse - who ends up being zombiefied. You can guess who that would be. (I pretty much got the mental image of Kalma going back to his horse when dead and hors ebolting and him having a fit and s3wering to not to rest until he find s a worthy steed... good luck waiting tillt hey invent biieks).
that would be the FIRTR sequel.c ause during it? Anna & Lordi will not have kids, obviously. No, it wonöt be until later that the little creature
order_of_chaos came up with the description of will appear. (I even have a name for her. Liina. *sigh*) Pretty little child with red skin and tiny horns just peeping though her shoulder-length blonde hair. She's three years old now, looks older, smart for her age - and she rides easily balanced on her father's shoulder, not to be moved even through the worst of his rages. Her eyes are golden and she's the sweetest creature ever to lick the blood of shredded animals from her fingertips. It's easy to fall in love with her, easier still to die on the claws of her father if you even consider hurting her.,
here. now,w aht the sequel would entail? I donöt know. beyond her friendship with the little boy Ruusa gives birth to, and later - probably much later, the story of HER love-life... which keeps clawing at me with the perfect title: "THe Bling Prince and the Daughter of the Woods" and so on.
*sigh*
i am thinking that t his would be IMPOSSIBLE to pull off as fanfic. especially Lordi fanfic. without becoming thoroughly fanbratty. I want to believe tghat I COULD pull it off - that I am good enough to do the impossible and take something really bloody fanbratty and make a good fanfic out of it. But it.. seems unlikely.
I wonder if I should jsut do ext5ensive editing of names, details and so on and make this origific orr.. something *sigh* becuase these ideas? are nto leaving me alone.