"Alas, the penis is such a ridiculous petitioner. It is so unreliable, though everything depends on it-the world is balanced on it like a ball on a seal’s nose. It is so easily teased, insulted, betrayed, abandoned; yet it must pretend to be invulnerable, a weapon which confers magical powers upon its possessor; consequently this muscleless inchworm must try to swagger through temples and pull apart thighs like the hairiest Samson, the mightiest ram."
-William Gass
^Stolen from bw-inc's LJ^
*roffles*
Also
icons I found while browsing around. I think that some of the best ones are under "funnies".
Unless you don't get them because the Sarchasm is too great. :P
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And I'm pretty sure that this is going to be a nice weekend. ^-^ *hums a tune*
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