Whose bright idea was it to go walking after dinner? Oh yeah, it was
bumblebat79. We should have known the sky was going to open up and drench us - it's been raining pretty hard almost all day. Granted, I should have grabbed the umbrella out of the car just in case but I was being lazy, so really it's my own fault that I'm soaked through right now. Anyway, I'll live. There is so much water on the road and in the gutters. We were almost home when we had to plod through a rather big stream that was snaking its way across the parking lot.
Me: You've reached a river. Do you take the ferry or caulk your wagon and float across?
Batz: Your wagon flipped over and you lost all your belongings
Me: And then we all died of dysentery. Dammit! That always happens!