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Oct 17, 2004 04:33

I'm really hungry. I had these two bagels from the dining hall. They tasted like pot. Everything smells like pot. Suitemates.

So in crew I space out. A lot. I kinda dream - I get these scenarios in my head

The coach continues to scream at the coxswain from the speedboat The cox stands up middle fingers extend proclaiming "YOU NEVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT" Jumps out of boat Boat is with someone to steer Opa Coxswain swims to shore starts shooting at river with big gun

The Third Reich comes and Columbia has to evacuate its collection of rare books (Now on display at Butler Library in the Manuscript room through January 2005). The rowing team has to get the books across. Nazis droping bombs all over the Harlem as we do our best to deliver our booty to Yankee Stadium where they will be protected by Derek Jeter.

Like the end of Open Water: I'm so damn tired I just say fuck it, stick the oar out in front of me so it swings back slaps me out of the boat and I drown

Healthy

The coach asked me if I was sleeping again today in the boat. yeah kinda. Then he has me and the virtuoso Canadian rower and my drinking buddy Steve switch spots with me in the middle of the river. Kinda acrobatic a lot of bending and such. And then I'm supposed to set pace for the boat. Fuck me raw. I'm scared shitless and the coxbox is broken so she has no clue how fast I'm going too. Awkward...

But hey it was good times. holla
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