Santa

Dec 06, 2005 19:31


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I gave hideawayjmpr a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June pkwannabe and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (720 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
aquinassweetie


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I gave archmagediablo a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I gave nightstalkerdp a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I broke pkwannabe's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed carpediem_321's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (987 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
angelfromafar

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