I should be reading my Canadian Lit or pretending to be Nicholas Breton, but instead I found
Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing. Now I'm giggling incessantly. Some of the things people dream up to name their kids are completely ridiculous. My favorite so far is "Allikaylor," because there is no way that kid would be called "alligator." Nope, not a chance.
Seriously? Would you name your kid Aria Ocean? Or McCarthy? Or Oleo? I've recently thought that Tristan was a neato name for a boy, but seeing it associated with all those blatant fouls makes me reconsider.
Just be glad your name isn't Shithead.
(It's pronounced sha-THEED, and there really is a little white girl running around in California cursing her "creative" parents.)
PS. I think I'm going to name my ickle babie grrl River Jordan. Catchy, no?