Heather is weird... Part II

May 09, 2005 13:45

Heather (lol)

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 20:51:04 UTC
Cats are so much smarter than dogs don't you think? lol (shhhh) remember?

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fire4youreyes27 May 9 2005, 20:52:33 UTC
lol yeah totally. Dogs are so dumb. They're retarded, cats are so smart.

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 20:57:19 UTC
lol yeah, and they're good at climbing. and they're hella bitchy. i threw a treat into Zeus' kennel to get him to go into it and he ran after the treat right into the kennel. i was like "what a dumbass" and he's like "shit! god! why did i fall for that again?"

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fire4youreyes27 May 9 2005, 21:01:52 UTC
yeah and if you did that to a cat it would look at you and be like "fuck that shit" and walk away. and a dog would be like "a treat! yay! get it! shit!" god.

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:07:10 UTC
lol. yeah i know. or if you try to call a cat over to you and you're like "here! kitty kitty kitty!!" it's like "what the fuck are you doing? god you're such an idiot" and walk away

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:08:32 UTC
i've done 268 transactions today so far, just so you know

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fire4youreyes27 May 9 2005, 21:12:42 UTC
wow, that's a lot

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:29:48 UTC
make that 289 transactions now

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fire4youreyes27 May 9 2005, 21:12:30 UTC
yeah lol that's why most people like dogs more, because they're more affectionate. In reality, they're just completely brain dead and they can't think for themselves...that's why they run into confined, locked kennels chasing after a treat. And when you call a dog, it freaks out and runs to you...to anyone, who knows who that person could be. A cat would be like "don't touch me, freak".

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fire4youreyes27 May 9 2005, 21:17:19 UTC
Jason just looked for your sunglasses, he said they weren't there. I'll look in my car again. Would they be at I'm not that good's?

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:20:34 UTC
YES! that's where they are!! now that i think about it!!

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:30:15 UTC
i'm gonna call i'm not that good. lol.

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:31:26 UTC
i'm talking to her right now.

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fire4youreyes27 May 9 2005, 21:32:38 UTC
omg lol what did she say? lol Random!

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:35:16 UTC
she was like "oh! are they red? no, they're not red......" lol imagine it in her voice.

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aqueousmind May 9 2005, 21:33:07 UTC
ok, she said the kids thought my sunglasses were Scotty's. how the shit could they be scotty's? they're MINE! GOD! she doesn't know where they are i have to call back after 3 when all the kids get home. lol

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