I love the weather today!! It's all weird. Jake had court this morning (dumb). How's work? Do you have stuff to do today? I just got to work but we can't do anything because Carma isn't here to open the vault with us. lol
-Performing searches of inmates and visitors. (weird)
-Performing strip searches of inmates. (gross)
-Conducting continual visual surveillance of inmates and various areas of detention facilities. (watching tv)
-Providing inmate services, recreation, serving meals, visitation and clothing exchanges. (eat your food Tina!! gosh!!)
-Selecting and operating appropriate buttons, switches and knobs used to control doors, sliders and communication systems. (lol)
-Monitoring and controlling all activities regarding inmate movement. (a.k.a babysitting)
-Pursuing fleeing inmates on foot. (lol)
-Using body force to gain entrance through barriers to seize or rescue inmates. (eek)
-Subduing resisting inmates using approved non lethal weapons i.e.; pepper spray (chemical discharge containing Oleo Resin Capsicum), stun devices (short duration exposure containing 50,000 volts and .0004 amps). (lol)
-Performing basic first aid procedures and cardiopulmonary resuscitation as needed. (yeah right! i would not give mouth to mouth to a prisoner, that's disgusting. it's like a mexican gangsta >a hella fat one ps<)
-Gathering information for investigations by interviewing and obtaining the statements of the victims, witnesses, suspects and confidential informants.
-Preparing logbook entries and writing reports. (ugh, dumb)
-Inventorying and inspecting security equipment. (fun)
-Operating telephones, electronic equipment, fingerprint equipment, cameras and fax machines. (fingerprints are fun)
-Communicating over radio channels while initiating and responding to radio communications. (come in imnotthatgood, we need a 456 at the front of the jail. 10-4 bravo 34, this is imnotthatgood, i'll meet you there)
-Managing interpersonal conflicts to maintain order. (stop it! god! quit fighting and trying to kill each other!)
okay so...do you remember me saying that he was doing weird stuff before? like last week he was telling me that he wants to spend more time with me, and that he loves my personality and all this shit. and he told me that the only reason he's with savannah is because he can't get anything better. so yesterday i was talking to him online and he was telling me about his trip to washington, and then he randomly asked me if i thought he was ugly. I was like "no, you're not ugly", i totally lied. so then he said that he can sense that i think he's ugly whenever i'm around him, or some weird shit, and i was like "oh okay" like whatever, right? so then he asked me what i thought was attractive about him, and i was like "ummmmmmmmmmm you have nice eyes. doesn't savannah tell you this stuff?" right? because i didn't understand why he needed to know this from me, it seemed stupid. and he was like "yeah but i want to hear it from you, you guys have different tastes." and i was like "yeah. i fed your fish while you were gone." totally changing the subject, right? so then later he randomly asked me if i remembered the last time i hugged him. and i was like "i've never hugged you" and he was like "yes you have. you hugged me when you got back from germany" and i was like "oh." and he told me that he wants me to start hugging him more often because his other friends do it, and i should do it too. yeah right. so then last night when i got home from i'm not that good's, i walked up to the apartment and the stupid chain was on the door and i was like "wts? the chain is never on the door" (in my head) so i knocked for like 6 hours, not really like 2 minutes, and matt finally comes in his pajamas and opens the door and askes if i want to smoke, instantly. and i was like "sure" so i'm sitting there with the thing and i asked him what he was doing and where savannah was and he told me she was sleeping, and he was waiting for me to come home. so then he puts on a cd and starts freaking out saying i'm sooo cool because i said that metallica was "pretty cool" and then he asked me if i wanted to hang out this weekend, and i was like "sure whatever. what do you guys want to do?" thinking him and veen, right? and he's like "what do you mean 'you guys?'" and i was like "you and savannah, duh!!!!!!!" and he was like "umm no just me and you." and i was like ..............."k." so then veen comes out and sits and we start talking, and the phone rings and she answers it and matt goes and gets a cigarette, and veen FREAKED out. I guess they were trying to quit smoking, and she was hella pissed because he was going to smoke. so she was screaming, "you promised me!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" so then she ran in her room and slammed the door, and he smoked it anyway. then she comes out again and screams "YOU'RE SMOKING IT IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!!???!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and he doesn't give a shit, so she sits down and we were talking about her surgery that she's having tomorrow and she was saying that it's going to take a week for her to recover, and that she's supposed to go to mexico right after that. and matt goes "oh god. i don't want to go to mexico with you. you're gonna be all moody and bitchy and you'll want me to take care of you." and she got all emotional and almost started crying and she was like "matt i'm having surgery, you're my boyfriend, you're supposed to care about me." and it's sooo true, he was being soo mean to her. so then she left again and hella slammed the door. (meanwhile i'm just sitting there smoking not saying anything). so then matt was like, "do you want to go outside with me?" and i was like ...."umm shouldn't you go talk to savannah?" and he goes..." hell no, i have to deal with this shit 500 times a day, i'm so sick of this." and then you called me, thank god!!! and that was it. what do you think?
okay, this is a serious problem. whether you see it like that or not. a lot of things are at stake. one, it seems that matt is obviously unhappy with his relationship with veen and you're there like living in the apartment so he's got you to act out his little fantasies on (like what life would be like without veen with you >>wich would never happen in a million years like with you i mean<<) okay, so.. what you need to do is sit down with matt and tell him "look, i'm not interested in you, you've been acting really strange bla bla bla" and explain the shit that he's been doing that's making you uncomfortable, and you have to be totally honest and blunt with him or he's not going to get what you're trying to say. offer to him that you guys can keep it between you and him without getting veen involved because if she finds out how he's been acting towards you that's it. things will get really bad and she's going to feel hurt and betrayed and she's going to take it out on you because she's automatically going to think the reason they're having problems is because of you. and she'll probably kick you out. matt is crazy. either you could do that, (what i just told you above) or you need to move out right away. that's my opinion.
-Conducting security walks and headcounts.
-Performing inmate cell searches.
-Performing searches of inmates and visitors. (weird)
-Performing strip searches of inmates. (gross)
-Conducting continual visual surveillance of inmates and various areas of detention facilities. (watching tv)
-Providing inmate services, recreation, serving meals, visitation and clothing exchanges. (eat your food Tina!! gosh!!)
-Selecting and operating appropriate buttons, switches and knobs used to control doors, sliders and communication systems. (lol)
-Monitoring and controlling all activities regarding inmate movement. (a.k.a babysitting)
-Pursuing fleeing inmates on foot. (lol)
-Using body force to gain entrance through barriers to seize or rescue inmates. (eek)
-Subduing resisting inmates using approved non lethal weapons i.e.; pepper spray (chemical discharge containing Oleo Resin Capsicum), stun devices (short duration exposure containing 50,000 volts and .0004 amps). (lol)
-Performing basic first aid procedures and cardiopulmonary resuscitation as needed. (yeah right! i would not give mouth to mouth to a prisoner, that's disgusting. it's like a mexican gangsta >a hella fat one ps<)
-Gathering information for investigations by interviewing and obtaining the statements of the victims, witnesses, suspects and confidential informants.
-Preparing logbook entries and writing reports. (ugh, dumb)
-Inventorying and inspecting security equipment. (fun)
-Operating telephones, electronic equipment, fingerprint equipment, cameras and fax machines. (fingerprints are fun)
-Communicating over radio channels while initiating and responding to radio communications. (come in imnotthatgood, we need a 456 at the front of the jail. 10-4 bravo 34, this is imnotthatgood, i'll meet you there)
-Managing interpersonal conflicts to maintain order. (stop it! god! quit fighting and trying to kill each other!)
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