my dad insists i mow the lawn. does anyone else agree with me thinking this is a mans only job? us women are too weak and frail, and need to preserve our bodies so we can reproduce.
i was talking about that with my mom the other day, shes convinced i have a uti for, uh, reasons. she said i better get an antibiotic or else i wont be able to give birth. but i said i wasnt going to be giving birth any time soon.
"valid point," was her only response, and then silence. ha it was priceless.