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oh my god, THANK YOU charlotte!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kitty!

1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on kitty.
2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of kitty in 1504, after eighteen months work.
3. A kittyometer is used to measure kitty.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train kitty to drop bombs.
5. Without its lining of kitty, your stomach would digest itself!
6. Kitty is only six percent water.
7. Kitty is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
8. About one tenth of kitty is permanently covered in ice.
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw kitty into a volcano it would stop erupting.
10. Kitty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!