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[aquarium_tipper]

alriight thii2 day ii2 gettiing way two fuckiing weiird my 2erver went offliine earliier 2o what the fuck ii2 up wiith that.
that a2iide do you guy2 feel liike we're mii22iing 2omethiing twoday liike 2omethiing REALLY IIMPORTANT??
ii gue22 ii'm ju2t bliind two iit w/e.

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[urnewkingbitch]

the only thing i can think of thats off is the absence of gray caps lock

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah don't remiind me. ii'm goiing two p2iioniic the 2hiit out of that grubfucker douchenozzle next tiime i 2ee him.
how ii2 iit iin human land anyway do you 2tiill have a full party??

[urnewkingbitch]

can i watch?
we have a party of three plus a chaperone
we are still waiting on our fourth member but shes late as shit

[aquarium_tipper]

that'2 2tartiing two cro22 the liine2 intwo weiird but ii'm feeliing partiiculary type a twoday 2o ii wiill agree.
ugh ii don't know about you but ii'm 2tartiing two get 2hade2 of ju2t gettiing intwo the game now.
unorganiized fuckery. unorganiized fuckery everywhere.

[urnewkingbitch]

whatever ass kicking vantas gets is five star entertainment
im just rollin with the punches
although i dont know how to feel about a mansion that can eat people

[aquarium_tipper]

oh 2hiit that'2 not normal here????
whatever waiit diid you really re2pond wiith helpful iintentiion or am ii 2crolliing up and readiing that wrong.

[urnewkingbitch]

its normal where youre from????
helpful is in the eye of the beholder
and it depends on what help youre looking for

[aquarium_tipper]

oh fuck no dude but iit'2 kiind of all ii have two go on about how human liife2tyle2 operate2.
actually iit would be pretty 2weet ju2t two have an2wer2 for once iin2tead of fliippiing out over iit liike a fuckiing pancake.

[urnewkingbitch]

thank god
no its a universal constant that your house doesnt normally eat you when it doesnt like you
its pretty much a wtf happened kinda deal
i guess well see what this alice bitch does
really all we can do

[aquarium_tipper]

what'2 the poiint iin keepiing up wiith iit 2o much??

[urnewkingbitch]

seems like theres a lot to do with this queen business other than being in charge of wonderland or the mirror world or whatever
at least thats what it looked like with the rabbit and the mansion eating the queen of hearts
or i could be spouting complete bullshit who knows

[aquarium_tipper]

yet for 2ome rea2on ii wiill beliieve you.
beecau2e le22er and b2 storiies would detaiil of 2horter 2entence2 and at lea2t one mentiion of accordiion2.

[urnewkingbitch]

never said anything about an accordion i dont think
not yet anyway
thanks for the suggestion though
always appreciate more material to work with

[aquarium_tipper]

oh fuck how have you 2urviived thii2 long wiithout a 2iingle accordiion?
iit'2 almo2t a liittle embara22iing ju2t two thiink about.
go forth and 2pread the non2en2iicle liie2 two all your friiend2 already.

[urnewkingbitch]

through sheer force of will and irony
i will clutch onto survival like i was born to do it
then ill ensure that ill live by making inappropriately ironic accordion jokes in the future
ive now been enlightened thanks to you

[aquarium_tipper]

we'll look at ii2 thii2 way ye2 we created you but we al2o gave you the beiiber human.
iit ii2 the ultiimate uniiver2al compromii2e.