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It was raining this morning. I mean, HARD. Even with an umbrella, by the time I got to school I was *very* wet and *very*...not...male. I figured...hey its ok--I could just sneak into the locker rooms and douse myself quickly with hot water before class.
It was just my luck.
The moment I stepped onto campus, the Sonofabitch principal spotted me and demanded to know WHY one of his students wasnt in uniform.
And, of course, I had to open my big mouth and tell him that I hadn't *gotten* one yesterday.
So Principal Roy Mustang proceeded to drag me into the supply room, where he shoved a new uniform---A GIRLS UNIFORM--into my hands, and pushed me into the changing room.
I almost died.
THE GIRLS UNIFORM IS A MINISKIRT?!!!!?!
After I exited the changing room he gav me an approving up-and-down look (so approving, i almost punched him in the nose) and then SNATCHED MY OLD CLOTHES FROM ME, saying "Now you won't be needing tHOSE, will you?" He then pushed me out the room and locked the door.
At this point I was ready to break into his office to get my clothes back, but while i was trying to figure out how to climb up the lattice in a miniskirt, this girl came by and asked me if I was a new student.
So then I had to make up crap about having just transferred and crap, at which point she started GUSHING and appointed herself in charge of leading me around campus for the day. >:O
She scuffed around in my backpack and found my schedule, and now shes BODILY BRINGING ME TO EACH CLASS FOR THE WHOLD EAY.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I just KNOW that after this computer class ends she'll be at the door....DAMMIT HOW DO I GET AWAY!!!
Ah shit.
It's alright. It's ALRIGHT! I mean, I can just keep telling the teachers I'm Ranko who just transferred from Blardigiblargh High and that I'm not on their records because of some terrible mistake. I mean, I don't have my *CLOTHES* so it's not like I have a choice...
okay....okay. So...just stay away from hot water for a day and I'll be okay.
I mean, how hard can that be? X.X
Shoot. The bell is ringing. I gtg now, get back to you lat----DAMMIT that girl is here again!
ARGH...maybe if I run I can lose her.
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((OOC: *evil laugh* XD Ok Envy, do your thing ^^))