Dec 17, 2009 23:55
So I did ninety per cent of my Christmas shopping today. Bought some lovely wrapping paper and ribbon and little gift cards. Yeah, for the first time in a long while I'm doing the wrapping thing. Even though I am the world's shittiest wrapper. I just got carried away with all the Christmas shopping.
And I went looking for a Christmas album by Dean --- er, Martin, did I need to add that? --- cos the Aunt loves Christmas music and I figure surely he must have done one. And voila, yes indeedy! Only what should I see right next to it? EMI Comedy - Dean Martin And Jerry Lewis being eight radio routines, five of which I hadn't heard. And so ...
Dean: You know, Jerry, all this marriage talk makes me wonder. You and I have been knocking around an awful lot in the past few years.
Jerry: Yeah. Eating in restaurants, washing our own shirts.
Dean: That's it. Tell me, Jerry. Did you ever think seriously about getting married?
Jerry: Lots of times, Dean.
Dean: Well, why didn't you?
Jerry: You never asked me, bubby.
Okay, about half the reason I keel over in silent tearful laughter at that is the way he automatically slides into the camp sexy voice. But seriously, the ensuing pause before Dean replies is just ... priceless. *fizzles with giggles*
Oh boys. You were just So gay. *huggles*
family,
jer