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Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
And then attempt to explain how the answer applies to you.
1. How does the world see me?
Song: Dream Brother, Jeff Buckley
Answer: Whut? Don't be like the one who made me so old, don't be like the one who left behind his name? Oh boy, my American psycho ex-flatmate would have a field day with this ... "I think you have abandonment issues, dri." *flips her off* Fuck off with your psychobabble self, lady, 's why I moved out.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Russian Autumn Heart, The Church
Answer: *squints* I don't even understand this song, does anyone understand this song?
3. What do my friends think of me?
Song: Zoe, Stardust Five
Answer: Awwwwwww thass so sweeeett ... the name that puts an end to death ... hee ... she makes all the lovely stuff come rising up ... doo doo ...
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: The Great Gig In The Sky, Pink Floyd
Answer: Is that a yes? Is that a yes but she scares the living daylights out of me and is all out of orbit spacey manic weird arse shrieky liek? Cos yeah, that I'd accept.
5. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Medley, The Mess Hall
Answer: *huge dirty grin* Oh yeah, baby. I have to find a something woman for myself? *lol*
6. What should I do with my life?
Song: Your Flesh Is So Nice, Jeff Buckley
Answer: *whoops with laughter* Right, sex toy it is!
7. Will I ever have children?
Song: How To Be Invisible, Kate Bush
Answer: I think that's a no, don't you? Yep yep, definitely a no. I found a book on how ... *nods*
8. What is some good advice for me?
Song: Terrapin, Syd Barrett
Answer: Okay, could this get any more obscure and cryptic? I should get a turtle, Syd? No, a turtle's not a terrapin, is it? oh the sunlight's good for us ... the move about is all we do ... *sigh*
9. How will I be remembered?
Song: Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
Answer: Awwwww, poifect.
10. What's my signature dancing song?
Song: Pills, The Mess Hall
Answer: YES! *claps loudly* Which you would totally believe when he goes and oh my ... oh fuck yes. back on the coke line ...
11. What's my current themesong?
Song: Wined And Dined, Syd Barrett
Answer: Oh yes? Just by the title, this would be apt. By all means, bring it on. Still haven't properly listened to the words all the way through ...
12. What do others think is my current themesong?
Song: Echoes, Pink Floyd
Answer: Again with the spacey beautiful oddness? *lol* Fair nuff, yo.
13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Song: Ripple, The Church
Answer: Huh? you were once so happy ... in the drag of this atmosphere ... hmmm, this could be interesting. cos flattery gets me everywhere ...
14. What type of men do I like?
Song: You Are The Dark, Joseph Arthur
Answer: ROLFMAO! *falls to knees, beating fist against floor* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! Too fucking funny, too funny. Too true.
15. How's my love life?
Song: Chemical, Joseph Arthur.
Answer: Huh. That's not funny. I don't know who you are, coming out of my scar ... Dude, I can't wait to do my Joe tee. I'm putting myself in jail, hoping to see you fail, flipping my head and tail over. Oh I don't know the way over. Yep, that's apt. Not funny but apt. I feel like a shark that's caught in a goldfish tank ... there's just too much time to kill between all the mistakes. All right, shut up already, Joe, you made your point.
Back to Harry, then. We're at Grimmauld Place at the mo. *sigh*