How to Drown Out the Self-righteous

[aquamarcia]

I'm at Starbucks with my nifty iPod touch again. All was pleasant until a guy one table over started bloviating on how the US military should leave Iraq very soon so as to better permit the Iraqis to kill each other. In nearly the same breath he goes on about how blessed a Christian he is. A few minutes farther along a barista drops something and he pipes up, "Job opening!" It was at this stage I chose to deploy my iPod to its fullest extent. I'm now drowning out that self-righteous asshole with music from Mercyful Fate, Denmark's finest satanic metal export.

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!