Halloween Knee Slappers
In honor of the upcoming holiday, Halloween, I want to re-publish some jokes I found in Troll Books' 1981 book, "Happy Halloween! Things to make and do." Anyone else up for a game of pin the nose on the pumpkin?
What flowers does a goblin frow?
Mari-ghouls and mourning gorys!
What happens when a black cat eats a lemom?
It turns into a sour puss.
If you threw a black cat into the Red Sea what would it become?
Wet!
What do you drink with cookie monsters?
Ghoul-Aid.
What should you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello. Hello.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens.
When is it bad luck to have a black cat cross your path on Halloween?
If you're a mouse!
Thank you, Troll Books!
What flowers does a goblin frow?
Mari-ghouls and mourning gorys!
What happens when a black cat eats a lemom?
It turns into a sour puss.
If you threw a black cat into the Red Sea what would it become?
Wet!
What do you drink with cookie monsters?
Ghoul-Aid.
What should you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello. Hello.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens.
When is it bad luck to have a black cat cross your path on Halloween?
If you're a mouse!
Thank you, Troll Books!