Hahaha ACA cracks me sideways...
It started with Mrs. Oakman admitting that she was so tired and she is weirder when she is tired. Mrs. Oakman was talking about her frog stuffed animal. And she said something about it being a boy and I'm like its a boy? And she lifts up his sweatshirt and looks between his legs and says "I don't know" and we all laugh. And she says "I TOLD YOU I WAS WEIRDER WHEN I AM TIRED!"
Here are some more quotes from Advanced Comparative Anatomy:
"Frisky Frogs"
"I want my froggie back..."
"I am going to flip her off and chew her out and I see her 'Ask Me About Duchesne' liscence plate and I see OMG It's Mrs. Jones."
"If you get Steve Irwin to come in I will give you extra credit."
"My husband's name is Steve how about he just comes in to speak to you."
"Good God, not the power rangers!"
"It was already broken now she is STABBING it!"
" 'I was always the red one'...'Kiley the red one was a boy'...'I know.'..."
"Let's call New Zeland and Get one! FEILD TRIP!"
" 'Have you graded our tests yet?' ... ::ponders:: 'I have absolutely no idea.'..."
"One of my classes is about sex."
"Sex 101."
"Why don't they have it at Duchesne?"
"Bug pornography in the classroom."
"Dear Doctor Tatiana, Why is my boyfriend's penis covered with spines? And then it goes on to talk about other different penises."
"SINBAD"
"She's getting a degree in sex."
" 'Vokka party at Dr. Hobags'... 'What's your teacher's name?' 'Hobag... Whyatt Hobag'...'WHITE HOE BAG' "
Good times!
Here are some more quotes from Advanced Comparative Anatomy:
"Frisky Frogs"
"I want my froggie back..."
"I am going to flip her off and chew her out and I see her 'Ask Me About Duchesne' liscence plate and I see OMG It's Mrs. Jones."
"If you get Steve Irwin to come in I will give you extra credit."
"My husband's name is Steve how about he just comes in to speak to you."
"Good God, not the power rangers!"
"It was already broken now she is STABBING it!"
" 'I was always the red one'...'Kiley the red one was a boy'...'I know.'..."
"Let's call New Zeland and Get one! FEILD TRIP!"
" 'Have you graded our tests yet?' ... ::ponders:: 'I have absolutely no idea.'..."
"One of my classes is about sex."
"Sex 101."
"Why don't they have it at Duchesne?"
"Bug pornography in the classroom."
"Dear Doctor Tatiana, Why is my boyfriend's penis covered with spines? And then it goes on to talk about other different penises."
"SINBAD"
"She's getting a degree in sex."
" 'Vokka party at Dr. Hobags'... 'What's your teacher's name?' 'Hobag... Whyatt Hobag'...'WHITE HOE BAG' "
Good times!