One of my coworkers just asked me "Is that a man...
wearing a pink dress?"
...There's no good way to answer that.
In my defense, the tiara is not Photoshopped on.
Trying to conjugate obscene Latin verbs is a pain when none of the dictionaries you're trying to use will tell you the conjugation forms. PAST PARTICIPLE, PLZ. Grrr.
Bene pedicatus es, lexicon?