Samantha Willows, a college freshman, looks to pledge a sorority. Unbeknownst to Sam, it is haunted by a former pledge taking revenge on those who wronged her. STARRING LEIGHTON MEESTER.
In Leverage, they just explained, believably, why Sophie is a horrible actress. Meanwhile, Chris Kane is like, flexing his muscles to save children. Or something.
When I first saw the trailer for G.I. Joe, I kind of, um, thought it was for a Doctor Who movie.
....
SHUT UP THE TRAILER WAS IN JAPANESE OKAY? My eyes were dilated and I was stoned out of my mind having vision blackouts and confusion and all I saw was Christopher Eccleston yelling at people.
JESUS CHRIST:
Cadavres (2009)
Plot Outline: Cadavres is a tragicomedy about the deadly feelings that unite a brother and sister who have nothing in common. Raymond is a jealous, misanthropic couch potato. Angèle is a sexy TV starlet, childish and disillusioned. One Halloween, their mother, Solange, suddenly dies. Patrick Huard, Julie LeBreton, Sylvie Boucher, Christopher Heyerdahl, Marie Brassard.
I CAN'T ESCAPE.
Then I saw a Vegas/S4 crossover and ran away.
OMG WHAT HAPPENED. TV IS NOT REALITY, EVERYONE LOVES YOU BETTER THAN BLAKE OR THEY SHOULD ANYWAY.