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Zietrisikite2658: i totaled my car
Zietrisikite2658: and you know what's amazing?
Zietrisikite2658: that for once in my life, i was neither fucking with the radio, talking on my cell phone, going 20 over, high, drunk, or otherwise breaking the law
Zietrisikite2658: and THAT'S when i get in an accident
Zietrisikite2658: so now i know the secret
Zietrisikite2658: always drive drunk
Impressive, no?
I'm gonna miss this girl next year.
Zietrisikite2658: and you know what's amazing?
Zietrisikite2658: that for once in my life, i was neither fucking with the radio, talking on my cell phone, going 20 over, high, drunk, or otherwise breaking the law
Zietrisikite2658: and THAT'S when i get in an accident
Zietrisikite2658: so now i know the secret
Zietrisikite2658: always drive drunk
Impressive, no?
I'm gonna miss this girl next year.