1. Can you cook? Breakfast stuff, but only if there are directions for the microwave and/or I just have to add water. 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Probably cling to the walls in anticipation of the cords snapping and me plummeting to my death. 3. What talent do you wish you had? Winning the lottery 4. Favorite place? THE ZOOOO! With icecream!! 5. Favorite vegetable? Salad, carrots, or cherry tomatoes.. really anything that's so drenched in salad dressing I can't taste the original veggie taste. 6. What was the last book you read? Almost done with Vonnegut's "Sirens of Titan" 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? I may smell pretty but who knows how long I've been wearing these undies! 8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Just the Matisse on my ankle for now, 2 holes in each ear.. although, the second holes don't get much use. 9. Worst habit? Aparently shopping. But I don't think it's a bad habit because I bring us much pretty things! Like sticks and curtains.
And now the fun part:
1. How did we meet? On the Intwornat GASP THE SCANDAL 2. What's your philosophy on life? I'm right, they're wrong 3. Negative or Optimistic? Mostly optimistic 4. What was your dream growing up? To be an artist. 5. What's the best thing that ever happened to you? Finding my lobster! 6. What was your first impression of me? You didn't look at all like your pictures (in a good way!... not that your pictures were bad, you just were different looking in a good way) And this was probably because those pictures were like 2 years old, dork. 7. Tell me one weird fact about you: I pee in canteen... when I was like 5, just to see if I could. 8. What's your favorite memory of us? I love them all! 9. What's the worst thing that ever happened to you? Uh.. well it kinda sucks not having a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha kinda group to hang out with. 10. Have you ever kept anything from me? Nothing important 11. What do you think of me as a person? Best person ever! No really, you're all kinds of awesome. 12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? You're a very sane old man. 13. Would you cry for me if I died? Until I died of dehydration. 14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Crime Partner, although I'd probably be the first one to suggest the crime spree, mayhaps? 15. If you could change anything about me, would you? Man, your trumpet farts freak me out. I hear them and then I wait for the splatter noise in your pants, SERIAL. 16. How do you fall asleep? Next to youuu. Or on the couch before you get home. Or alone in bed before you're done with video games. But my favorite is next to you! 17. Ever gotten angry with me? Just silly old married couple kinds of angry 18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up? Maybe with Jared Leto, but only if you came too *wink wink* 19. If you had one day to live, what would you do? Do everything possible with you 20. A million bucks... what would you do with it? Firstly I'd buy that damn rug I've had my eye on and THEN I'd go nuts and buy us a fabulous place to live with a huge back yard so we could get another corgi, st bernard and pomeranian! 21. What is your worst fear? Dying 22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Be outside when it's sunny. Or shop! 23. Can you sing or dance? Kompressor does not dance, unless pumped with lots o' booze. And I can sing better than Emma. 24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest... Lobster 25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out? By golly I think I will!
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Probably cling to the walls in anticipation of the cords snapping and me plummeting to my death.
3. What talent do you wish you had? Winning the lottery
4. Favorite place? THE ZOOOO! With icecream!!
5. Favorite vegetable? Salad, carrots, or cherry tomatoes.. really anything that's so drenched in salad dressing I can't taste the original veggie taste.
6. What was the last book you read? Almost done with Vonnegut's "Sirens of Titan"
7. Are you Dirty or Clean? I may smell pretty but who knows how long I've been wearing these undies!
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Just the Matisse on my ankle for now, 2 holes in each ear.. although, the second holes don't get much use.
9. Worst habit? Aparently shopping. But I don't think it's a bad habit because I bring us much pretty things! Like sticks and curtains.
And now the fun part:
1. How did we meet? On the Intwornat GASP THE SCANDAL
2. What's your philosophy on life? I'm right, they're wrong
3. Negative or Optimistic? Mostly optimistic
4. What was your dream growing up? To be an artist.
5. What's the best thing that ever happened to you? Finding my lobster!
6. What was your first impression of me? You didn't look at all like your pictures (in a good way!... not that your pictures were bad, you just were different looking in a good way) And this was probably because those pictures were like 2 years old, dork.
7. Tell me one weird fact about you: I pee in canteen... when I was like 5, just to see if I could.
8. What's your favorite memory of us? I love them all!
9. What's the worst thing that ever happened to you? Uh.. well it kinda sucks not having a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha kinda group to hang out with.
10. Have you ever kept anything from me? Nothing important
11. What do you think of me as a person? Best person ever! No really, you're all kinds of awesome.
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? You're a very sane old man.
13. Would you cry for me if I died? Until I died of dehydration.
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Crime Partner, although I'd probably be the first one to suggest the crime spree, mayhaps?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? Man, your trumpet farts freak me out. I hear them and then I wait for the splatter noise in your pants, SERIAL.
16. How do you fall asleep? Next to youuu. Or on the couch before you get home. Or alone in bed before you're done with video games. But my favorite is next to you!
17. Ever gotten angry with me? Just silly old married couple kinds of angry
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up? Maybe with Jared Leto, but only if you came too *wink wink*
19. If you had one day to live, what would you do? Do everything possible with you
20. A million bucks... what would you do with it? Firstly I'd buy that damn rug I've had my eye on and THEN I'd go nuts and buy us a fabulous place to live with a huge back yard so we could get another corgi, st bernard and pomeranian!
21. What is your worst fear? Dying
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Be outside when it's sunny. Or shop!
23. Can you sing or dance? Kompressor does not dance, unless pumped with lots o' booze. And I can sing better than Emma.
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest... Lobster
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out? By golly I think I will!
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