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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I broke blinkerfluid's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1806 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
aquabat