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sooo...last time i updated was three weeks ago last Saturday, right? and Laura was left as the Villian Of The Piece.
Okay, so i'll summerise what i've been too lazy to update.
So on Sunday, me and Laura - apparently it was an honest mistake that she was out or something, i've forgotten in all honesty - went to see Stuart & Martin (again). It's getting to be a regular thing now.
Mrs North "persuaded" me to join the Orchestra (she threatened to kill my family). I mean, i was supposed to join in yr7, and now i'm in yr10...so i've avoided it for 3 years.
But it's crappy, because i can't play a note, and i sit there amongst all of the other Flutes (flautists, is you're gonna be posh) pretending to join in. And Chloe Bond, horror of all horrors, plays the flute too.
I used to be her friend when she was in yr3 and i was in yr6. She's just moved up to the College, and guess what?
yep...she remembers me. And she hasn't forgotten me either. I'll be talking, and she'll run up behind me and hit me.
Me and Laura went to Blackbushe Market last Sunday, which was fun in a kind of "oh my god we'll never get out, we've been walking for over three hours now, where the hell is the exit?!" way. I swear we were just walking round in circles the entire time.
And i bought loads of things, but it was the kind of stuff where you get back home and think "why the hell did i waste my money on this? what is it?"
Then, of course, we went to see Martin and Stuart.
I had to go to the Doctor's on Tuesday - i'm sorry, i've tried to avoid writing about this for ages, to save people from being freaked out, but i'm gonna have to - because i had period for over nine weeks (i had a 50 day anniversary) - i'm so sorry if you read this, David - and now i'm on these tablets three times a day, and they're saying i'll probably have to go on the Pill.
sooooo...no babies for Helena...
And i had to have a blood test on Thursday after the dreaded Orchestra, which i was really panicking about, but it was alright.
Because after all, Laura hardly has any blood left she has so many tests, and Mom had to have them all the time when she had Cancer.
I'm getting confused with dates now. I think i'm up too last weekend, right?
Mom and Dad buggered off to Wales for the weekend with all of the rest of my family except me (for no particular reason), and so i had to go and stay at Catie's for the weekend.
On Saturday we went into Town with Laura, and went to Pizza Hut, and then on Sunday we went to Thorpe Park.
We had a Half Day yesterday...and thats it really. I'm done. Thanks for reading, and if you actually bothered to read all of this, you must have amazing powers of concentration.
Well done.
ooh, yeah:
P.S I've discovered i love Lettuce. i have no idea why, i mean it doesn't taste of anything, does it? And that i don't like liver. if you try to spit it out into a tissue, it goes all over your hands. Just a tip there.
Okay, so i'll summerise what i've been too lazy to update.
So on Sunday, me and Laura - apparently it was an honest mistake that she was out or something, i've forgotten in all honesty - went to see Stuart & Martin (again). It's getting to be a regular thing now.
Mrs North "persuaded" me to join the Orchestra (she threatened to kill my family). I mean, i was supposed to join in yr7, and now i'm in yr10...so i've avoided it for 3 years.
But it's crappy, because i can't play a note, and i sit there amongst all of the other Flutes (flautists, is you're gonna be posh) pretending to join in. And Chloe Bond, horror of all horrors, plays the flute too.
I used to be her friend when she was in yr3 and i was in yr6. She's just moved up to the College, and guess what?
yep...she remembers me. And she hasn't forgotten me either. I'll be talking, and she'll run up behind me and hit me.
Me and Laura went to Blackbushe Market last Sunday, which was fun in a kind of "oh my god we'll never get out, we've been walking for over three hours now, where the hell is the exit?!" way. I swear we were just walking round in circles the entire time.
And i bought loads of things, but it was the kind of stuff where you get back home and think "why the hell did i waste my money on this? what is it?"
Then, of course, we went to see Martin and Stuart.
I had to go to the Doctor's on Tuesday - i'm sorry, i've tried to avoid writing about this for ages, to save people from being freaked out, but i'm gonna have to - because i had period for over nine weeks (i had a 50 day anniversary) - i'm so sorry if you read this, David - and now i'm on these tablets three times a day, and they're saying i'll probably have to go on the Pill.
sooooo...no babies for Helena...
And i had to have a blood test on Thursday after the dreaded Orchestra, which i was really panicking about, but it was alright.
Because after all, Laura hardly has any blood left she has so many tests, and Mom had to have them all the time when she had Cancer.
I'm getting confused with dates now. I think i'm up too last weekend, right?
Mom and Dad buggered off to Wales for the weekend with all of the rest of my family except me (for no particular reason), and so i had to go and stay at Catie's for the weekend.
On Saturday we went into Town with Laura, and went to Pizza Hut, and then on Sunday we went to Thorpe Park.
We had a Half Day yesterday...and thats it really. I'm done. Thanks for reading, and if you actually bothered to read all of this, you must have amazing powers of concentration.
Well done.
ooh, yeah:
P.S I've discovered i love Lettuce. i have no idea why, i mean it doesn't taste of anything, does it? And that i don't like liver. if you try to spit it out into a tissue, it goes all over your hands. Just a tip there.