It got better....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave tanesmuti a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I helped burned_rose see the light (8 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (954 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
aqheretbastmut