Santa is mean to me!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I stole nebnetjeruiti's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-85 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
aqheretbastmut