fuck you mexican filled kroger!!

[aqaseafoam]

so me and laura are grocery shopping and im going down the spaghetti isle and this mexican man comes up to me and this is what happened:

him: you speak spanish?

me: a little

him: oh you look like you could speak the spanish

me:sorry (and i walk away)

laura comes up to me and is like "nikki hlep him you speak spanish!" and she goes back to try to help him, and needs to know where another suntrust bank is or something and we rreally cant help him since he doesnt understand, then as we keep shopping i notice that he is at the opposite end of every isle we go down and i start to get a little creeped out.

so im in the cracker isle and im looking for wheat thins tomato and basil crackers (which are aweome!!!!) and he comes up to me again:

him: are these cheap? (and holds up some crackers)

me: not really

him: oh are you married

me: no

him: oh you in the highschool?

me: no, im in college, universidad

him: oh oh ok, you like babies?

me: uh, yeah i guess

him: they cry at night and you have to pick them up and hold them

me: uh yeah

him: you have a girlfriend?

me: no

him: you like the men?

me: yeah

him: you have a boyfriend?

me: no

him: oh, you like sex?

me: yeah ( i dont know why the fuck i said yes!!) and then i turned around and ran the other way to find laura

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i felt so gross!!! i bet his whole thing it that he comes to grocery stores and tries to get girls, what the hell, did he think i was gonna do him in the parking lot?!?!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS