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Saw Kill Bill 2 last night. It was ok, it pissed me off that they killed off that kick ass Chinese dude though. I swear, all I do with my friends is argue, wait, let me rephrase that, all Richard and I do is argue, whether it's about something normal like politics, or something insane like people crashing into bison. He does piss me off sometimes, he insults my mother, tries to fuck up my friendship with Corry, and now he's defending Bush. He's not really a bad guy though, he just needs to watch what he says and does sometimes. Oh yeah, last night also consisted of 5 hours of South Park and 3 bottles of blue cream soda, fuckin sweet. Hmmmm.....I think Im gonna lay on the line right now everything that pisses me off about my friends, because then they'll all get pissed at me, and I love having people pissed at me.
Richard- read above, you talk to fucking much, no one wants to listen to all your boring technical shit about why planes are aerodynamic or how exactly a cow's small intestines work. Just shut the fuck up.
Andrew F.- Quit fucking copying everything I fucking do. Im into The Offspring, you copy me, Im into Blind Guardian, you copy me, Im into Magic, you copy me, Im into Diablo, you copy me, Im into Warcraft, you copy me, go find out something for yourself dammit
Lin- Write about me on your fucking site, cause you never do. Oh, you went to go see Return of the King? The fight scene wasn't long enough? That's it? So, I guess you just went by yourself? No! you went with me! fucking say something about it.
Simon- Get the fuck over Bright, it's never fucking gonna happen, you're gonna go to your fucking grave without ever putting your dick in her, just except it. I've gotten over Danielle, sorta, you can get over this. And start fucking meditating again you gay ass fag, that's just wrong.
Garrett A.- Quit telling me to put my fucking seat belt on, and quit accidentally saying things that make you sound gay. Oh yeah, and quit playing open Diablo and then bragging about shit, cause you haven't done a damn thing if you're playing on open, come brag to me after you actually play the real fucking game ya pussy.
Andrew B.- Like good music, not your crappy ass Christian pop punk that makes millions of dollars off of playing the same exact shit that existed 10 years ago. Yeah, and gay people aren't evil and it's not just a whim, you say you preach the word of God and then you talk like a separatist. You need to broaden your view of the world, it's really friggin limited.
Corry- Stop pissing off my mother, and quit asking me to do shit like ride 2 hours to blah blah blah, or go to blah blah blah with you for the weekend when you know I'm friggin banned from hanging out with you and you know I can't friggin do it. And come to my fucking house sometimes, my mother told you you could, so, do it, get your ass over here, dammit.
Morgan T.- Hey, you finally get a paragraph, I guess it's not exactly what you wanted, but, it will have to do for now. .....Well, I guess I really don't hang around you enough to be really pissed off at you about anything, dammit, just, you suck for having to move, and you suck for hanging out with me and being all optimistic and happy cause I'm attracted to that even though I don't wanna be. Oh, and you suck for being Corry's sister, cause it'd be easier, and I'd feel better, being friends with you if you weren't.
Morgan J.- Scratch my head more, and quit dating" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||dating|AA1VDw">dating dumb ass guys like Donnie. And quit doing drugs all the fucking time, that will fuck you up, and don't leave your parents again.
Crystal B.- Sometimes, you're really really mean, and then sometimes, you're really really nice, I like the really really nice times.
Crystal Z.- We never friggin talk anymore, ever, we used to have all these awesome, intriguing conversations, and now, nope, talk to me, dammit.
Mark- Wear something besides black for Christ's sake!
Tony- Actually say something for once.
Ron- Quit being in a band with that fucker Donnie, and quit treating all these girls like their pieces of meat all the time, especially when you have a girl friend, that shit ain't right.
Allison- You should like, talk more, cause, that trip to USC was no fun with you just sitting there not saying anything while I felt like an idiot trying to make conversation. Oh yeah, and you suck for getting me into the Preston thing and then not applying yourself.
Garrett T.- Ok, first off, you're name is Garrett, not fucking Gary, I don't give a shit what "they" call you, you're Garrett. I wish now I had never introduced you to Kyle, cause if not, we might have been hanging out right at this very moment. You changed, and there's nothing wrong with that, but you got so caught up with the band and drinking and smoking that you left a bunch of shit behind, including me, and that sucks. I even remember the last time we hung out, it was with Corry, and you told us that you hanging out with us was like a third last resort. How did we go from hanging out every weekend to that? This crap saddens me, and I'm hoping at USC we can change things and get them back to the way they were.
PISSED OFF HALL OF FAME
Ok, here are the people I have serious issues with, I either truely hate these people for who they are, or they have done damage to me beyond repair.
Danielle- Ok, here is the big one folks. This is the girl who taught me women are the skirge of men. She got me to believe in the O Brother Where Art Thou phrase- "A women is the most fiendish instrument of torture of devised to bedevil the days of man" and the Mr. Garrison from South Park quote "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." I loved Danielle, and if I didn't love Danielle, then it was a feeling stronger than love. I loved everything about her, everything that is except for the fact she didn't feel nearly the same way back. I was already a depressed pessimistic person, and she was so happy, optimistic and positive, and I so loved that about her, she could have changed me, but she only made my condition worse. I ended up avoiding her at all costs, for the mere site of her would sap my energy, and the rest of the day would suck. Last I heard she was pissed off at me, for reasons unknown, though I think it had to do with what Richard said about her at that concert. I don't hate her, and I have no problem with her personally, it's my hearts fault I guess, but I now see the whole Danielle affair as being the single worst thing that's ever happened to me emotionally.
Meghan- Meghan has problems, some major problems, and if she doesn't get psychiatric help soon, they should force her to sit beside someone for 20 years who is knitting something that isn't there. Meghan told her parents I had canceled going to prom with her, she lied, and then either never got online again or changed her sn to keep me from talking to her, and has caller ID, so, I can't do that, and doesn't respond to her emails, and, even if all that is mere coincidence, she should at least friggin call me to apologize. But no, one minute, she's driving down every weekend 45 mins to come hang out with me, and the next I'm totally cut off. I guess she's scared if I ever see her again I might overreact and say, slice off her head with a chainsaw, but she should know better than that. And she has my Rock book, and if you read my site, you know how friggin obsessed I am with rock music. It's a huge friggin book, my dad bought it for me, and now she has it, and I swear one day I'll grow the fucking balls to go get that fucking book back. But until then, I'll just tell everyone my story, so everyone will be pissed off at her, and when she comes back to Florence next year, she ain't gonna have any friggin friends.
Donnie- I fucking hate Donnie, he really hurt two of my friends, he touched Crystal's ass which really pissed her off, he's a cocky bastard, and he's a selfish bastard. But his sister is hot, that doesn't really improve my view of Donnie, but his sister is hot.
Whoo hoo! That was fun! Getting you're emotions out really helps you on the inside, even if by doing it a ton of people decided to beat the shit out of you on the outside. I need to think of more people I really hate, that hall of fame list was pretty short. Oh yeah, just for the record, if any of my friends read this and get pissed off at me, just know, you should be able to take some constructive criticism. Besides, no one likes everything about everyone, and I know there is shit you guys hate about me, and if ya want, tell me, but don't get pissed off, it was all in good fun, I love all you guys, except for Richard, you Bush loving bastard, lol, jk.
Richard- read above, you talk to fucking much, no one wants to listen to all your boring technical shit about why planes are aerodynamic or how exactly a cow's small intestines work. Just shut the fuck up.
Andrew F.- Quit fucking copying everything I fucking do. Im into The Offspring, you copy me, Im into Blind Guardian, you copy me, Im into Magic, you copy me, Im into Diablo, you copy me, Im into Warcraft, you copy me, go find out something for yourself dammit
Lin- Write about me on your fucking site, cause you never do. Oh, you went to go see Return of the King? The fight scene wasn't long enough? That's it? So, I guess you just went by yourself? No! you went with me! fucking say something about it.
Simon- Get the fuck over Bright, it's never fucking gonna happen, you're gonna go to your fucking grave without ever putting your dick in her, just except it. I've gotten over Danielle, sorta, you can get over this. And start fucking meditating again you gay ass fag, that's just wrong.
Garrett A.- Quit telling me to put my fucking seat belt on, and quit accidentally saying things that make you sound gay. Oh yeah, and quit playing open Diablo and then bragging about shit, cause you haven't done a damn thing if you're playing on open, come brag to me after you actually play the real fucking game ya pussy.
Andrew B.- Like good music, not your crappy ass Christian pop punk that makes millions of dollars off of playing the same exact shit that existed 10 years ago. Yeah, and gay people aren't evil and it's not just a whim, you say you preach the word of God and then you talk like a separatist. You need to broaden your view of the world, it's really friggin limited.
Corry- Stop pissing off my mother, and quit asking me to do shit like ride 2 hours to blah blah blah, or go to blah blah blah with you for the weekend when you know I'm friggin banned from hanging out with you and you know I can't friggin do it. And come to my fucking house sometimes, my mother told you you could, so, do it, get your ass over here, dammit.
Morgan T.- Hey, you finally get a paragraph, I guess it's not exactly what you wanted, but, it will have to do for now. .....Well, I guess I really don't hang around you enough to be really pissed off at you about anything, dammit, just, you suck for having to move, and you suck for hanging out with me and being all optimistic and happy cause I'm attracted to that even though I don't wanna be. Oh, and you suck for being Corry's sister, cause it'd be easier, and I'd feel better, being friends with you if you weren't.
Morgan J.- Scratch my head more, and quit dating" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||dating|AA1VDw">dating dumb ass guys like Donnie. And quit doing drugs all the fucking time, that will fuck you up, and don't leave your parents again.
Crystal B.- Sometimes, you're really really mean, and then sometimes, you're really really nice, I like the really really nice times.
Crystal Z.- We never friggin talk anymore, ever, we used to have all these awesome, intriguing conversations, and now, nope, talk to me, dammit.
Mark- Wear something besides black for Christ's sake!
Tony- Actually say something for once.
Ron- Quit being in a band with that fucker Donnie, and quit treating all these girls like their pieces of meat all the time, especially when you have a girl friend, that shit ain't right.
Allison- You should like, talk more, cause, that trip to USC was no fun with you just sitting there not saying anything while I felt like an idiot trying to make conversation. Oh yeah, and you suck for getting me into the Preston thing and then not applying yourself.
Garrett T.- Ok, first off, you're name is Garrett, not fucking Gary, I don't give a shit what "they" call you, you're Garrett. I wish now I had never introduced you to Kyle, cause if not, we might have been hanging out right at this very moment. You changed, and there's nothing wrong with that, but you got so caught up with the band and drinking and smoking that you left a bunch of shit behind, including me, and that sucks. I even remember the last time we hung out, it was with Corry, and you told us that you hanging out with us was like a third last resort. How did we go from hanging out every weekend to that? This crap saddens me, and I'm hoping at USC we can change things and get them back to the way they were.
PISSED OFF HALL OF FAME
Ok, here are the people I have serious issues with, I either truely hate these people for who they are, or they have done damage to me beyond repair.
Danielle- Ok, here is the big one folks. This is the girl who taught me women are the skirge of men. She got me to believe in the O Brother Where Art Thou phrase- "A women is the most fiendish instrument of torture of devised to bedevil the days of man" and the Mr. Garrison from South Park quote "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." I loved Danielle, and if I didn't love Danielle, then it was a feeling stronger than love. I loved everything about her, everything that is except for the fact she didn't feel nearly the same way back. I was already a depressed pessimistic person, and she was so happy, optimistic and positive, and I so loved that about her, she could have changed me, but she only made my condition worse. I ended up avoiding her at all costs, for the mere site of her would sap my energy, and the rest of the day would suck. Last I heard she was pissed off at me, for reasons unknown, though I think it had to do with what Richard said about her at that concert. I don't hate her, and I have no problem with her personally, it's my hearts fault I guess, but I now see the whole Danielle affair as being the single worst thing that's ever happened to me emotionally.
Meghan- Meghan has problems, some major problems, and if she doesn't get psychiatric help soon, they should force her to sit beside someone for 20 years who is knitting something that isn't there. Meghan told her parents I had canceled going to prom with her, she lied, and then either never got online again or changed her sn to keep me from talking to her, and has caller ID, so, I can't do that, and doesn't respond to her emails, and, even if all that is mere coincidence, she should at least friggin call me to apologize. But no, one minute, she's driving down every weekend 45 mins to come hang out with me, and the next I'm totally cut off. I guess she's scared if I ever see her again I might overreact and say, slice off her head with a chainsaw, but she should know better than that. And she has my Rock book, and if you read my site, you know how friggin obsessed I am with rock music. It's a huge friggin book, my dad bought it for me, and now she has it, and I swear one day I'll grow the fucking balls to go get that fucking book back. But until then, I'll just tell everyone my story, so everyone will be pissed off at her, and when she comes back to Florence next year, she ain't gonna have any friggin friends.
Donnie- I fucking hate Donnie, he really hurt two of my friends, he touched Crystal's ass which really pissed her off, he's a cocky bastard, and he's a selfish bastard. But his sister is hot, that doesn't really improve my view of Donnie, but his sister is hot.
Whoo hoo! That was fun! Getting you're emotions out really helps you on the inside, even if by doing it a ton of people decided to beat the shit out of you on the outside. I need to think of more people I really hate, that hall of fame list was pretty short. Oh yeah, just for the record, if any of my friends read this and get pissed off at me, just know, you should be able to take some constructive criticism. Besides, no one likes everything about everyone, and I know there is shit you guys hate about me, and if ya want, tell me, but don't get pissed off, it was all in good fun, I love all you guys, except for Richard, you Bush loving bastard, lol, jk.