Eighty-Eight Miles Per Hour!!
I have recently aquired a 1972 Honda 450 Motorcycle. As you know things will be much different now that I own a motorcycle. It will bring me great responsability, but that's not all. I will now be a badass. I will only answer to people who refer to me as "Slayer" or "Master". I'm sure a lot of us will still be friends, you just need to understand things will be a little different now.
I will look a bit different. Here is an approximation of what I will look like on my motorcycle:
As you can see I am really hot. This should be expected. The motorcycle brings in the babes. Here's a picture of just a few of the babes I can expect:
My babes will be like that, but think a bit hotter and a little less dressed. It might be a bit awkward at first, but I'm sure you will all quickly get used to my new friends. Also owning a motorcycle means I get a complementary posse. Here is what my new friends will probably look like:
Yea, they are pretty cute too. Don't tell them that, though, they are a bit sensative.
The most important part of owning a motorcycle is my gear. I'll have leather goggles, a pair of leather ass-less chops, and of course my leather jacket. Here is a picture of my leather helmet:
If that helmet doesn't work out I always have a backup. A true rider knows the value of backups.
Don't worry we will still hang out and stuff, you just have to understand that these things will be a bit different now.
Peace.
xoxo
_Matt
I will look a bit different. Here is an approximation of what I will look like on my motorcycle:
As you can see I am really hot. This should be expected. The motorcycle brings in the babes. Here's a picture of just a few of the babes I can expect:
My babes will be like that, but think a bit hotter and a little less dressed. It might be a bit awkward at first, but I'm sure you will all quickly get used to my new friends. Also owning a motorcycle means I get a complementary posse. Here is what my new friends will probably look like:
Yea, they are pretty cute too. Don't tell them that, though, they are a bit sensative.
The most important part of owning a motorcycle is my gear. I'll have leather goggles, a pair of leather ass-less chops, and of course my leather jacket. Here is a picture of my leather helmet:
If that helmet doesn't work out I always have a backup. A true rider knows the value of backups.
Don't worry we will still hang out and stuff, you just have to understand that these things will be a bit different now.
Peace.
xoxo
_Matt