Of celestial red tape

Aug 10, 2008 08:57

Found at penny7b's :]

Source: Celestial Archives

"Notice 2: Foundation of the Sol Office of Nonaggression

Date: 1st October 20 BC

From: Public Relations

A winner has been chosen for the face of the SON competition. Jesus (also know as Yoshua) is our lucky unborn applicant from the parochial region of Nazareth. It is hoped that this handsome young man will be a draw card for the untapped female market, also having a manual labour background he will hopefully appeal to the working classes rather then just the current academic and theologian customers that make up the bulk of our active subscribers."

Enjoy ;)

recs

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