Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
A quick one for everyone who's been convinced I've dropped off the planet. Well, I have - I fell into a well of my own hyperactivity. It totally screwed up string theory - there's now a 12th string...it's called AprylRae and all the other strings point at it and giggle.
I'm hiding from the physicists. They want to hurt me.
Seriously though - who WHO would have thought that moving to the SAME time zone as all your buddies would make it impossible for you to call people - it blows big time!
The studio is up and running - we're getting ready for Black Friday - with a twinkle in our eyes. No, it isn't desperation - it's the glow of the season! There are so many cute little pottery and makeup gift-baskets sitting around you can't swing a stick without hearing a cellulose rustle. But, they ARE cute. Like little tribbles...except blue, er, and breakable. And - I'm relatively certain you can't put a tribble in a kiln. Well, you can...but it'll burn off.
I was listening to our commercial and realized we mentioned jewelry.
I have No jewelry on display. None, ziltch. I do it all custom order - so it is sold as soon as the sketch is done....so...guess what I'm doing today?
Great news!! We were able to get a Kawoni Van! She's an 84 VW Vanagon, blue and white...and her name is Gertie. Like a lot of ladies in the area - she's about to have some face work done :)
The horsemen and the dog pretty well summed up the last week on the drive home last night. Sometimes you get to a point in your life when you just have to stop and wonder - HOW did this happen? What brought this on?
I hit that point last night.
At a stop light a man in the car next to us got out and looked in his trunk, shut it, got in and drove off. Innocuous right?
Pestilence asked what he was doing. Famine said "Checking on the body"
She DIDN'T blink.
I didn't for two miles either.
We stopped for dog food on the way home, mainly because I-Chaya is insane. He spends half an hour licking is hoo and both his ha's - drinks from the potty on occasion - but is *above* dog food. He likes salad - preferably Caesar with a side of salmon...oh, and carrots and broccoli with ranch dressing. We're vegetarians for crying out loud! Cooking salmon in the house is not something I enjoy. Well, they have a great new brand - it's called "Wolf King" (he's a siberian) - the first ingredient is bison. BISON. It's all Bison and Salmon...with sweet potatoes and stuff - and none of the odd stuff that isn't good for them. Did I mention bison? He went nuts. I'm surprised the dog didn't request a cigarette after-wards.
One warning to anyone who wants to try it. Very healthy, apparently tasty as well. Wait for it.
Dog Digesting Bison Gas.
You know...I think I'll stop there. There's no way your mind will go as bad as it actually was.
I have to run errands...but will be back!
I'm hiding from the physicists. They want to hurt me.
Seriously though - who WHO would have thought that moving to the SAME time zone as all your buddies would make it impossible for you to call people - it blows big time!
The studio is up and running - we're getting ready for Black Friday - with a twinkle in our eyes. No, it isn't desperation - it's the glow of the season! There are so many cute little pottery and makeup gift-baskets sitting around you can't swing a stick without hearing a cellulose rustle. But, they ARE cute. Like little tribbles...except blue, er, and breakable. And - I'm relatively certain you can't put a tribble in a kiln. Well, you can...but it'll burn off.
I was listening to our commercial and realized we mentioned jewelry.
I have No jewelry on display. None, ziltch. I do it all custom order - so it is sold as soon as the sketch is done....so...guess what I'm doing today?
Great news!! We were able to get a Kawoni Van! She's an 84 VW Vanagon, blue and white...and her name is Gertie. Like a lot of ladies in the area - she's about to have some face work done :)
The horsemen and the dog pretty well summed up the last week on the drive home last night. Sometimes you get to a point in your life when you just have to stop and wonder - HOW did this happen? What brought this on?
I hit that point last night.
At a stop light a man in the car next to us got out and looked in his trunk, shut it, got in and drove off. Innocuous right?
Pestilence asked what he was doing. Famine said "Checking on the body"
She DIDN'T blink.
I didn't for two miles either.
We stopped for dog food on the way home, mainly because I-Chaya is insane. He spends half an hour licking is hoo and both his ha's - drinks from the potty on occasion - but is *above* dog food. He likes salad - preferably Caesar with a side of salmon...oh, and carrots and broccoli with ranch dressing. We're vegetarians for crying out loud! Cooking salmon in the house is not something I enjoy. Well, they have a great new brand - it's called "Wolf King" (he's a siberian) - the first ingredient is bison. BISON. It's all Bison and Salmon...with sweet potatoes and stuff - and none of the odd stuff that isn't good for them. Did I mention bison? He went nuts. I'm surprised the dog didn't request a cigarette after-wards.
One warning to anyone who wants to try it. Very healthy, apparently tasty as well. Wait for it.
Dog Digesting Bison Gas.
You know...I think I'll stop there. There's no way your mind will go as bad as it actually was.
I have to run errands...but will be back!