Picspam: 30 Rock
TGS Antics
Jenna (singing): My muffin top is all that / whole grain, low fat /
I know you want a piece of that / but I'm just here to dance
Josh (entering in Abe Lincoln costume): When Gaybraham Lincoln gets hit in
the crotch, can I go cross-eyed?
Frank's Hats
Grizz & Dot Com
Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert.
The year 1861, the place... Mars.
Fabulous Guest Stars
Conan: Let's not do this, Elizabeth.
Colleen Donaghy (Elaine Stritch): Tell him his mother's here! …
And she loves him! … But not in a queer way!
Writers, Etc.
Cerie: I only date guys who drink Snapple.
Liz: What do guys like?
Frank: Porn.
Liz: No, I mean if you were to go on a date with a girl, how would you want her to act?
Frank: Like she was in a porn.
Tracy & Jenna
Jenna: I am gonna get back at them... using my sexuality.
Tracy: Live every week like its Shark Week.
Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror,
why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008!
Tracy:I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
Kenneth the Page
Kenneth: It's gonna get raw in here like sushi so haters to the left.
Jack Donaghy
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
Liz Lemon
Liz: This would work on Ugly Betty.
Liz: I want you to punch your sister in the face.
Shut it down.
caps by lore_85 ♥