New job!

[aprilshowersx3]

 I've got some totally exciting news! I decided to quit my job at Tres Bien because, like, it was such a total drag. That, and the fact that, like, the idiot in charge wasn't paying me. Besides, waitressing was never much my thing anyway.

So now I've got a brand new job, and it's totally my element. I get to use all of my best assets in this field

Comments

[miles_distant]

Are we permitted to ask questions?

[aprilshowersx3]

Depends on the question, big boy. Try me.

[miles_distant]

Is this new job illegal?

[aprilshowersx3]

Hmmmmmm. I guess that depends on what you consider "illegal."

[miles_distant]

Is there a statute enacted in the state penal code that would ensure that if caught by the authorities performing the duties that you are expected to do at your new job, you would be arrested and charged with a crime?

[aprilshowersx3]

Ooooh. Big fancy lawyer talk, huh?

Well, here's one back at you. I plead the third.

[miles_distant]

Given that you are freely conversing with me on a public forum, I don't see how your right to privacy is being infringed at all.

But you've told all below, so I suppose my hunch was incorrect. I expect I'll be hearing about it if you decide to moonlight, though.