the man, the lover, the legend
today i was with chip in wendys and there was a little add on the table for frosties and i looked close because, originally it said:
"the only soquid* youll ever eat with a spoon."
but someone, some comic genius, used a pen to make it say:
"the only squid youll ever eat with a poon."
if we hadnt left just then, i probobly would have been forcably ejected by the employees for uncontrollable laughter.
*solid + liquid = soquid
punkys dilemma, at the zoo, fakin it, america, cecilia, keep the customer satisfied, the only living boy in new york, homeward bound, the big bright green pleasure machine, A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd into Submission)
. andrea wrote every word to punkys dilemma on her crazy sewed up pants that are now essentially unwearable
i was gonna put this up too but it scares me in a way ive never known before
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2003-10-09/stage_comedyreviews-1.jpg anybody remember the band caviar? didnt think so. "tangerine speedo"